Saw one of my doctor's associates today (as he's booked thru January!!!!), and while I'm not usually happy about that kind of thing . . . it worked out nice today!!!!

My new doctor . . . (I've decided to make her my doctor now) is HOT.

I feel better already!

I gotta get sick real soon. Or at least have monthly physical exams.
Maybe weekly.

I think I'm getting a cold.

 

My doctor is also hot! 34 yr/old with some nice perky 36c's, blonde, 5'7"

Yum.

 

Same here, last year I enjoyed the ******** exam she did the bad thing is that she knew I enjoyed it also because I was standing at full attention!!! If only the exam lasted 3 more minutes I could have gotten some relief!!

 

That's not embarrasing or anything.

 

My doctor looks like a mad scientist; and you have to "Punk" a receptionist to get seen by him (Or any doctor at that location) on the same day.

So, to avoid that BS, I go to CareNow in Plano, TX.

I've gone in there thirty-leven times, OK, 3-4 times, and never was treated by a stunner. Usually at least one nurse is a stunner, but I saw nothing there rising over a 5, and you guys know- I'm liberal...

So, I go because I think I'm getting the flu, and I get my vials, etc. BP 170/110, normal... (J/K 130/70)

Anyhoo, I'm sitting there on the table when this doctor from Heaven walked in the door. Her name was "Hernandez". I have never seen her before, and I haven't seen her since. But, that night- she checked me out. She held my wrist and did the pulse count, and she said "Well, something's going on, your resting heart rate is elevated." I was thinking to myself- 'It's elevated because you're doing the exam.'

I'm sure with the shortness of my breath and tightness of the chest I experienced when I laid eyes on her; she has killed at least one old-man that was not expecting to see someone so, freaking BEAUTIFUL!!!

She had the biggest rock on her hand I have ever seen. She was engaed or married, but- apparently to an NBA player...

She was drop dead, quit my job, give up custody of the kids, call-your-wife-and-tell-her-your-not-coming-home-anymore, gorgeous...

 

That reminds me of this time I was at the doctors office. I had a sinus infection and felt like crap. The doctor comes in and examines me and tells me that I am going to get a shot (decadron (SP??)) This real good looking nurse comes in to give me the shot. I started to lift my sleeve (knowing it was going to have to go in the hip) and she stops me. She said it has to go in my hip. As I start to drop my pants, my cell phone starts ringing. She started laughing and said I need to get one of those alarms for my boyfriend. It was funny. Maybe you had to be there?

 

I went for a complete physical last year. The Doc was this hot Indian woman. She told me to drop em' to my knees while the Doc's assistant (also a fine looking woman) held a towel behind me so that if anyone came in the door they wouldn't see me. She did the procedure, and said everything looked normal. When she was finished she told me to sit on the table while she checked off the chart. As I sat there, I looked up at her and she gives me this Ooh la la grin. Then I went out to the front desk to check out, and the Doc's assistant was grinning at me like that.

 

So did they stamp "pony boy" on your file or what?

 

Beats me.

 

So THAT'S why you crash your car into parking lot curbs....

 

We paid a visit to peacemaker's doctors office . . .





Evidently so.

 

^^^

 

Is that a turn-your-head-and-cough exams, or bend-over-and-grab-your-ankles prostate exams?

 

That's a false document!

 

As a woman, and having to go to the gyno, I don't think I would want a good looking man to be my doctor. After all, it can be very humiliating. So I would think for you guys out there, it could be humiliating too. Especially if you have to bend over (full total body exam, like Pony Boy).