A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears

BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP... behind him.



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of
an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward

him



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him .

..


faster...



faster...



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in,
slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket
clapping .



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



...............................on the heels of the terrified man.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing
gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!



Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,



(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)



................the coffin stops.

 

 

or did it ???????