It's a good thing I LOVE traffic !!!!

Oh yes it is ! Because here in Hell-A we have nothing but traffic !!!!!

Traffic on every freeway, on every surface street . . . EVERYPHUCKINWHERE !!!!!!

Did I mention I LOVE traffic?!?!?!?! I. ABSOLUTELY. PHUCKIN. LOVE. IT. !!!!


Yup . . . there's nothing better than sitting in your car for an hour and a half and not move more than 1/2 a mile!!!!!!!

IABSOLUTELYPHUCKINTOTALLYINSANELYYLOVEGODDAMNFUCHI NGENDLESSTRAFFICOHYESIDO!!!!

OH YEAH . . . what a wonderful place HELL-A is. The infrastructure is designed to handle maybe 750,000 to 1,000,000 cars . . . but we actually have 12,500,000 cars. Makes sense to me.

Good God I LOVE traffic. And I love that there are 8 times more people living in a single place than it was ever intended to handle.

LOVE. IT.


And so I write this letter:

Dear Government of The Republic of North Korea

If you really do have nukes armed and aimed at the United States, may I suggest the following? . . .

DROP YOUR BOMBS HERE:




Don't worry about any place else . . . seriously. You got missiles targeted for D.C? Maybe someplace in Nebraska? Or maybe Cheyenne Mountain in the Rockies???? Forget it. Reset the target coordinates and send all your warheads to Lost Angeles. Hit this Chit-Hole with everything you've got! Eleventy Kabillion megatons ought to do it! Because really, no joke, we totally need to thin out the population here by about 10 million. All I ask is that you give me a little lead time so I can split, then do your worst!

Many people will thank you.

 

Easy on the caffeine big boy!

 

Guess you didn't have such a great day today.

 

Dude, you need to move somewhere a little less conjested, and then GET YOURSELF A FUCHIN JOB! You're going stir crazy, buddy. It ain't your mattress, it ain't the other drivers and it ain't the coffee. It's YOU.

Good luck, I hope you work through this mess.

 

Just move to kentucky.....we don't have cars, or shoes for that matter.

 

At least now i get to sit in traffic in my SCrew, sure beats the hell outta my last ride. Single cab standard tranny lifted ranger, felt like i was still working on the ride home.

 

Kobi is sort of feeling like The Dude looks in this picture.
(The Dude . . . from The Big Lebowski. A terrible movie. But the look really sums it up).

 

I Like Traffic...


BREW

 

Ok, sending a bomb.....







































NOW

 

Kobi, did you see the movie 'Crash'?
The setting is LA, has Sandra Bullock in it.

 

Raoul -

Didn't see it . . . but if you recommend it . . . I'll get it.

(Was that the one with all the race relations issues?)

 

I. WISH.

 

Post #1 and post #7 made that movie pop into my head.
(don't read more into that than intended)
Just thought it was a good movie and germane to the thread topic.

 

That's good enough for me . . . I'll get the DVD.