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Sure are a bunch of psmimng females on here! 
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Sure are a bunch of psmimng fem,ales on here!
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
I was just thinking the same thing... I must be pms'ing... I'm not usually this sensitive. Dayum, sorry guys. I'll just sit back and shut up now.
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Oh whew! So it's not just me. Thank you! 
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Guys don't get PMS. We get "SRS" Semen retention syndrome. the symptoms are very closely related. irratability, sharp mood swings etc.. etc...
That's why we need to get some whenever possible.
Kind of like holding in a fart. If you hold it in it will travel up the spine and that's where chitty ideas come from.........
Unrelated I know but, it is health related.....
That's why we need to get some whenever possible.
Kind of like holding in a fart. If you hold it in it will travel up the spine and that's where chitty ideas come from.........
Unrelated I know but, it is health related.....
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Originally Posted by SEU1
Guys don't get PMS. We get "SRS" Semen retention syndrome. the symptoms are very closely related. irratability, sharp mood swings etc.. etc...
That's why we need to get some whenever possible.
Kind of like holding in a fart. If you hold it in it will travel up the spine and that's where chitty ideas come from......... Unrelated I know but, it is health related.....
That's why we need to get some whenever possible.
Kind of like holding in a fart. If you hold it in it will travel up the spine and that's where chitty ideas come from.........
Unrelated I know but, it is health related.....
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Nope. They need to wear different color of panties or something.
speaking of which....what color are you wearing RC?....
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Therapist (Greg Alan Williams): "Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."
Frank: "Anything?"
Marissa: "It's okay, honey. That's why we came."
Frank: "Well, uh, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't... I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday, for example. We were... We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh... I happened to look over during a certain part of the meal and see a waitress taking an order. And uh, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I started thinking 'Well, maybe they're s... maybe they're silk panties. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's uh something really cool that I don't know about.' You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?"
Therapist: "We are. It's okay."
Frank: "Okay?"
Therapist: "It's okay. Please continue."
Frank: "I don't know where I was going with that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married, I'm deffinitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact that I'm gonna have sex with only one person (He tilts his head at his wife) for the rest of my life."
Frank: "Anything?"
Marissa: "It's okay, honey. That's why we came."
Frank: "Well, uh, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't... I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday, for example. We were... We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh... I happened to look over during a certain part of the meal and see a waitress taking an order. And uh, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I started thinking 'Well, maybe they're s... maybe they're silk panties. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's uh something really cool that I don't know about.' You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?"
Therapist: "We are. It's okay."
Frank: "Okay?"
Therapist: "It's okay. Please continue."
Frank: "I don't know where I was going with that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married, I'm deffinitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact that I'm gonna have sex with only one person (He tilts his head at his wife) for the rest of my life."