Rock, Scissors, Paper....
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Rock, Scissors, Paper....
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fooking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!
A rock would tear that schitt up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh schitt, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you"
Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!
A rock would tear that schitt up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh schitt, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you"
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His brain is just fried because of what happened to his Cardinals last night. He is prolly trying anything to forget it.
Nah....the Cards showed up to the stadium last night...but forgot to play baseball...it was a poor showing on their part....
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if paper is so weak, I got something for ya......
Take a peice of paper and hold the top of it with ONE hand out in front of you... try to punch through the paper with the other hand (while only holding the paper with one hand at the top).... Go ahead, give it a try.
dont just set there... you know you want to give it a try (this is when everyone digs out paper from the trash or a notebook and try's... and we take out 15 tree's by doing this.
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Take a peice of paper and hold the top of it with ONE hand out in front of you... try to punch through the paper with the other hand (while only holding the paper with one hand at the top).... Go ahead, give it a try.
dont just set there... you know you want to give it a try (this is when everyone digs out paper from the trash or a notebook and try's... and we take out 15 tree's by doing this.
)
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Originally Posted by PhillipSVT
if paper is so weak, I got something for ya......
Take a peice of paper and hold the top of it with ONE hand out in front of you... try to punch through the paper with the other hand (while only holding the paper with one hand at the top).... Go ahead, give it a try.
dont just set there... you know you want to give it a try (this is when everyone digs out paper from the trash or a notebook and try's... and we take out 15 tree's by doing this. )
Take a peice of paper and hold the top of it with ONE hand out in front of you... try to punch through the paper with the other hand (while only holding the paper with one hand at the top).... Go ahead, give it a try.
dont just set there... you know you want to give it a try (this is when everyone digs out paper from the trash or a notebook and try's... and we take out 15 tree's by doing this.
)Tore it up like a catholic virgin....
