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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:13 PM
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Things they should get rid of:

Cell phones
Baseball
Hockey
Golf
Multi-lane Freeways: (Free ways shoudl be 2 lanes in each direction, for faster travel and less congestion, pay a toll.
OPEC
V-6 full-size trucks


Did I mention cell phones.

I think anyone caught driving and talking on a cell phone (Unless it's built-in and hands free) should have to pay a $1,000.00 fine. I can't tell you how many times people yapping on a cell phone have drifted into my lane, or come close to hitting me.

Oh well- none of this will happen; but I'm bored after two solid weeks of getting my @$$-kicked at work; I actually have time to be.....bored.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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I FOOKING HATE CELL PHONES!!!!!!!!!!.....and the b!tches that yap on them....
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:17 PM
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Muffin tops... and I'm not talking about those you eat...
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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Yep cell phones blow. Every hoochie and her momma has a cell phone now.

Give me the old handsfree mounted phones anyday.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
Muffin tops... and I'm not talking about those you eat...


I FOOKING HATE TOPS ON MUFFINS....I will not eat muffins unless they are glazed over....
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:23 PM
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Well, I'll eat a muffin top...

Especially if the muffin is cute. I won't complain if the wrapper is slighty too small for the muffin.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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Middle East /// Enough Said
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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Middle East /// Enough Said

....but the Carolinas are beautiful this time of year.....
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 03:39 PM
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Electricity....

It hurts when I stick a fork in the socket.
It costs a fortune each month
It goes out when I'm watching a critical moment of a show
Because of it I've got to plug stuff in...


Come on lets get rid of electricity and then I can finally browse the web in peace and quiet.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 04:44 PM
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I'd like to amend your list if you don't mind . . .




I'm soooooooo with you on the cell phone thing (although I'd keep golf because golf is great, the rest of your list I'm noncommittal on . . . )

Just yesterday, a woman on a cell phone driving a damn Navigator was yakking on the phone and drifted across and came within an inch of me. I honked my horn and she quickly got back into her lane. And then in less than a minute she started drifting over again, still on the phone.

Also, having to hear people talking loudly in public places is just . . . .

well . . . there's a great little article on CNN.com today:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/10/17/w...ers/index.html
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:42 PM
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Television shows where all they do is document the vile lives of D-list celebrities (Danny Bonaduce, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, etc.) and/or self-indulged twenty-somethings (The [Un]Real World, Laguna Beach, Bridezillas, etc.) -- anything that chronicles the most perverse underbelly of our society and presents it as "normal"!

To make matters worse they beam this garbage all over the globe -- no wonder the rest of the world hates us so much!



(Cellphones rank a close second, though -- easily one of the most overrated and miserable trappings of the modern age!)
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ddellwo
(Cellphones rank a close second, though -- easily one of the most overrated and miserable trappings of the modern age!)

It's not a trapping at all. Shut it off.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:53 PM
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Fat girls.
 
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 08:02 PM
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Little clothes on big girls 'nuff said.

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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 08:03 PM
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I dont have a problem with the cell phone itself, but I wish they would ban all of these that use them:

Morons
Idiots
Dumba$$es
Dipwads
A$$holes
B!tches
Ba$tards
Dillweeds
Dorks
Geeks
Headcases
Jerkwads
Losers
Mouth Breathers
Nimrods
Oxygen Thieves

Did I leave any out?
 
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