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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:48 PM
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Get an elephant in the fridge?

























A: Open door, insert elephant, close door.
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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Q: How do you get an alligator in the fridge?


















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A: Open door, remove elephant, insert alligator, close door.
 
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whew, that is bad!
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:52 PM
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The king of the jungle (The Lion) has a called an important meeting today. All animals are required to be there. However, there is a river running through the jungle that many animals must cross. It is approximately 20ft wide at the narrowest point, and 4 feet deep at the deepest. In this river lives an angry alligator that will eat anything that steps INTO the water... There are no bridges or anything spanning the width of the river...

Q: How will all the animals get across the river without any of them getting eaten?
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by closer9
The king of the jungle (The Lion) has a called an important meeting today. All animals are required to be there. However, there is a river running through the jungle that many animals must cross. It is approximately 20ft wide at the narrowest point, and 4 feet deep at the deepest. In this river lives an angry alligator that will eat anything that steps INTO the water... There are no bridges or anything spanning the width of the river...

Q: How will all the animals get across the river without any of them getting eaten?

Rush him
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:54 PM
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Wait for the meeting to start? I presume the croc (or was it alligator?) is required to attend.
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 07:41 PM
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Just cross the river. The gator is still in the fridge.
 
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 10:53 PM
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Just cross the river. The gator is still in the fridge.
 
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