cow with no legs ... ground beef

man in water no arms no legs.... bob

what do you call a dog with no legs.... don't bother hes not coming anyways!!!

woman with one leg shorter that the other..... Ileane

confuses say woman who fly plane upside down have Crackup.

 

Asian woman with one leg shorter that the other..... Irene

 

In a hot-tub.

Stew (Stewart)

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In an oil field.

Derrick.

 

under the couch

Dusty

 

In a bush

Jimmy

 

 

ha ha, that's a great one!!

 

Jimmy is another name for "*****" or "kock".

Bush is another name for, uh, bush!

So, no arms no legs in a bush = ____________

 

I've never heard it called 'Jimmy' before. Must be a regional thing.

 

swimming in a pool,

Clever *****



In a war zone,

A sandbag

 

what do you call a deer with no eyes,

No idea.

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs,

Still no idea.

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs mating with a doe,

Still no f**king idea.

 

Nah, just a 90's rap thing, when rapping about safe sex.

"Jimmy hats" Condoms

Or, you can hear it referenced in the movie Bullworth by Halle Berry's friend: "Girl, Shondra told me the head on CIA-Agent's Jimmy looks like an Apple."
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Or in Ice Cube's gong- Look who's Burning:

I went to the free clinic
It was filled to capacity
Now how bad could a piece of *** be

Very bad so I had to make the trip
And thank God, I didn't have the drips
I was there so a Ho couldn't gimme that
Just to get, 20 free Jimmy hats

And look who I see (Ain't that?)
Yeah, that's the b!tch from up the street
With the big fat tail
Who always told Cube to go to he!!
She thought she was wiser
Now she sitting in the waiting room burning like a heat miser.
Yeah I see her-
First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonnorhea
Man its a trip how the world keeps turning'It's 19 -91; and look who's burning...

 

Well I that explains why I never heard the expression before!

 

I was going to use that one.


Russell
2004 lightning

 

No arms, no legs in a sack:

Chip

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Two guys with no arms & no legs in a sack:

Chips

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Short guy with no arms and no legs:

Stump

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No arms and no legs in rocks:

Stone