I get back from the gym, I go into the bedroom, and what do I see ???!!!???

Eva Mendes is in my bed and she's doing her makeup! In my bed!!!!




Do you know how messy that is? Women putting on their makeup . . . and they get that damn powder all over the place!!! And now the sheets and bedspread have powder all over them, and you just know that stuff ain't gonna wash out, and now my 5000 Thread Count Egyptian Cotton sheets are ruined!!!!

Damn women!!!!

I am so upset. Why does she do this? Was she raised in a barn?

I'm out of here . . . I'm going to go play golf.

 

Did you ask her nicely not too ?

 

should have asked her to make supper....italian

...zap!

 

Kobi, please tell me that you had your ExGF with you or atleast another woman that is a friend when you bought your 5000ct Egyption cotton sheets!?!?

One a guy should not have those unless a woman is living there and decorated... Two we really shouldn't admit that we know what they are! It helps the women feel needed and domestic around the house to decorate and introduce us to those luxaries.

I know it feels like a waste, but throu them away and get some flannel sheets. Then let Eva Mendes take you shopping and let her get some new ones. Oopps it's to late for her, she's already seen them.. So let the next GF take you then.

 

^^^^And I thought my 500 count Dillards sheets were good stuff! :o

 

A few years ago they would have been nice. But now Wal-Mart sells 500CT. So the bar has been raised.

Alright I'm feeling a little to metrosexual here.
I am definatly getting old.
There ia a pic of a nice looking woman on a bed, and we are talking about the sheets! :o

 

True....gettin old here too. We should be talkin about

 

That smiley cracks me up every time!