suck the succulent juice off his long fat fingers. But then suddenly a loud BANG was heard near by. "What was that?" he yelled...

Someone else yelled that it was the cops trying to do crowd control on the crowd gathered to see how jamz park crooked and picked on poor ole BMW owners. About that time CIA, Smeezy, Wstalhm and a bunch or other retards suggested that.....

Everyone should grab hold of the bumper of the White Stallion, pick it up, and move it over a few feet so that it sits in the parking place straight. This way there was less evidence when the cops got there.

BUT.......where is the fun in that? They decided to leave the truck there and let the cop smack the a-hole smart azz as well, for being a tard.

as the cops were beating the tardo and jamz, they noticed DZERVIT doing doughnuts in first gear of the newly acquired focus from LGJ. they drew their weapons and....

shot jamz by accident, and then decided to blame it on the tard (man, this dude is in the wrong place at the wrong time)...

the BMW tard was heard to mutter, I would have been better off to stay in New Orleans, hell, I just wanted some good Texas BBQ, now I will have to.....

get President Bush to send a greyhound to pick me up and ship me to....

Pascagoula, MS because I just like the sound of that name plus I heard that the refineries there were giving away free gas and since this BMW uses a LOT of gas, I need the free stuff. I may put a 5.4 Ford engine in my BMW so I can get better mileage. At least then I will have lots of threads in the forum to help me improve my mileage. So I am off to Mississippi where.....

"...the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh won't you please take me hommmmmmme yeeaaaah yyeeaaaaaaaaaa" was blaring on every radio station. This was driving him bonkers so he....

....killed himself with a rusty spoon...

not really, he just thought about it. In the meantime, back at the ranch, Imurhucklebury's ranch, there were some major developements concering the big F150 gettogther that was being planned. It was annonced that......

...he in fact did kill himself with a spoon....a rusty one to be exact...

then it was announced no, not really, he just thought about it, he is a very confused indecisive Cardinal fan(like most other Cardinal fans) and now the main announcement is ........

the ASTRO"S won the series, so Bill aka WSTHALMsummthin or other was going to use a rusty spoon to....