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From: Tustin,Ca
Blond joke
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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
(Click on the word "there".)
A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
(Click on the word "there".)
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband.
The newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying. Turning to her husband she says sobbing, "That's horrible".
Confused, he responds, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving. And, well, there is that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "Honey, how many is a Brazilian?"
The newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying. Turning to her husband she says sobbing, "That's horrible".
Confused, he responds, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving. And, well, there is that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "Honey, how many is a Brazilian?"
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From: Your moms house
I have a couple, but they are oldies, but my favs.
*I hope I dont get Tritoned for this...that means BANNED for the slower folks.
Q: What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
A: The harder you slam it, the looser it gets.
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Q: Whats one way (of many) to kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once on their back their screwed.
Go easy on me Steve...
*I hope I dont get Tritoned for this...that means BANNED for the slower folks.
Q: What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
A: The harder you slam it, the looser it gets.
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Q: Whats one way (of many) to kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once on their back their screwed.
Go easy on me Steve...
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From: Baton Rouge, La
Originally Posted by Polydorus
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband.
The newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying. Turning to her husband she says sobbing, "That's horrible".
Confused, he responds, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving. And, well, there is that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "Honey, how many is a Brazilian?"
The newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying. Turning to her husband she says sobbing, "That's horrible".
Confused, he responds, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving. And, well, there is that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "Honey, how many is a Brazilian?"
OK That one got me rollin.
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From: Hammer Lane
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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From: Louisiana
Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
