a term for CIA AGENT
a term for CIA AGENT
Ok, heard an "army" term today that I'd never heard in 10 years......
for those wimpy, slacker, on sick-call all the time, whiny, wimpy, candy azz
anyway, all those terms of endearment rolled into three letters
M-P-H every heard of it????? I think I blushed, then laughed
the shoe seems to fit most of these jokers..... i swear, I am becoming so jaded.
for those wimpy, slacker, on sick-call all the time, whiny, wimpy, candy azz
anyway, all those terms of endearment rolled into three letters
M-P-H every heard of it????? I think I blushed, then laughed
the shoe seems to fit most of these jokers..... i swear, I am becoming so jaded.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by closer9
No Army guy here, but I've always heard that as My P**** Hurts...
Alright with that in mind, on the reverse of that my intials really are MDH!
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
What?
I had one soldier in my 10 years that usd to say- everytime a person complained about something they were told to do, he'd mock them...
While turning his heels outward, and his knees inward; hed bend his knees, hold his crotch and say' "Oh, Oh My p***y hurts".... Then follow up with-
Quit yer bi***ing, and just get it done...
Man, I miss ol' Rob!
If that's not what MPH stands for, then I don't know what it means either...
I had one soldier in my 10 years that usd to say- everytime a person complained about something they were told to do, he'd mock them...
While turning his heels outward, and his knees inward; hed bend his knees, hold his crotch and say' "Oh, Oh My p***y hurts".... Then follow up with-
Quit yer bi***ing, and just get it done...
Man, I miss ol' Rob!
If that's not what MPH stands for, then I don't know what it means either...
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Reminds me of a Sergeant we had.
This guy was cold and heartless.
One day, he got word that Pvt Jones' father had passed away. So, he called the platoon to formation and says, "JONES, your father is dead!".
Well, Pvt Jones passed out right on the spot.
The next week, the SGT received notice that Pvt Smiths sister had succumbed. He calls the platoon to formation and blurts out, "SMITH, your sister is dead!".
Well, Pvt Smith starts ballin and sobbing uncontrollably.
Word of these acts got back to the Battalion Commander and he summoned the sergeant to his office and called him on the carpet. he read him the riot act about his unthinking, insensitive attitude in regard to his troops. That sergeant got his azz chewed but good.
A week later, the sergeant received word that Pvt Millers mother had died.
He calls the platoon to formation but, he remembers what the Colonel had chewed him out about.
He says,
"hmmm......uh......everybody who's mother is still living...take one step forward."
"NOT SO FAST, MILLER!"
This guy was cold and heartless.
One day, he got word that Pvt Jones' father had passed away. So, he called the platoon to formation and says, "JONES, your father is dead!".
Well, Pvt Jones passed out right on the spot.
The next week, the SGT received notice that Pvt Smiths sister had succumbed. He calls the platoon to formation and blurts out, "SMITH, your sister is dead!".
Well, Pvt Smith starts ballin and sobbing uncontrollably.
Word of these acts got back to the Battalion Commander and he summoned the sergeant to his office and called him on the carpet. he read him the riot act about his unthinking, insensitive attitude in regard to his troops. That sergeant got his azz chewed but good.
A week later, the sergeant received word that Pvt Millers mother had died.
He calls the platoon to formation but, he remembers what the Colonel had chewed him out about.
He says,
"hmmm......uh......everybody who's mother is still living...take one step forward."
"NOT SO FAST, MILLER!"
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by Raoul
A week later, the sergeant received word that Pvt Millers mother had died.
He calls the platoon to formation but, he remembers what the Colonel had chewed him out about.
He says,
"hmmm......uh......everybody who's mother is still living...take one step forward."
"NOT SO FAST, MILLER!"
He calls the platoon to formation but, he remembers what the Colonel had chewed him out about.
He says,
"hmmm......uh......everybody who's mother is still living...take one step forward."
"NOT SO FAST, MILLER!"
Bwaaaahahahahaha--
Some SGT's could use a little sensitivity training..
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Bwaaaahahahahaha--
Some SGT's could use a little sensitivity training..
Some SGT's could use a little sensitivity training..
ok, so that's way cold, but sensitivity training has gone way too far.
and yep, it was definitey the "my ... meow hurts... although mangina is funny
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hey zoo crew, I'm only in JROTC but the only words I can think of off the top of my head that are close to M-P-H is MP and MPC, which is military payment currency.
I can see if my CSM, 1SG, Maj., or my dad knows what M-P-H is.
I can see if my CSM, 1SG, Maj., or my dad knows what M-P-H is.