I stole this off another forum, but I just had to share with you guys...

The other night this woman was invited out for a night with "the girls." She
told her husband that shewould be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed
another 9 times. She was really proud of her self for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with her husband. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told
him " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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sweet

 

 

oh man LMAO!!!

Thanks I needed a good laugh~

 

That was great. Thanks...I needed that.....since Bill wont part with his new PSP.

 

There is still a possibility of that....

 

Then, lets talk sum biness.

 

Hey, I posted the joke that made him laugh... I should win the PSP...