She lived next door to me. I bumped uglies with her frequently until I found an even skankier ho and kicked Kelly to the curb. Hindsite is 20/20. I could be the Federline of that relationship.

 

Heck i'd break one off in her !! Ankles up baby!!!

 

Back to the topic at hand...here's how I watched 40-yr old V last night

black guy - CIA
Red head - Jamz
Depressed dude - UC
40yr - PSS

Freaky chick from bookstore - SlowSVT

 

I would say that it is a shame that the Big "D" man did not make your list....but then I got to thinking that he was already in Wedding Crashers as the pathetic fool that crashed funerals......

 

It is funny that you say that. All the way through the movie, I kept saying about the black dude, "dang, you put some lbs on that dude, shave his head and that has to be CIA!"

 

GREAT....Now I HAVE to watch the movie.

 

Yay! I made the list. That's the best news I've had all........summer.

 

I gotta see WC... Vince Vaughn cracks me up. You wanna a good character that's like me? Vince Vaughn in Old School, minus the married w/ kids part.

 

Bwaaaahahahahaha-

You guys are hilarious..... LOL, LOL, LOL..
I did just shave my head three weeks ago; went back to the "baldy" look...

 

what....did you have the "I could clean out your toliet bowl just like those scrubbing bubbles" look?

 

Yep; friction free, stubble free...

We black guys can pull off that look, and get away with it.

Black guy with a bald head: He looks cool, he could be a thug; but he could be an intellectually sophisticated man; or a professional athlete.

White guy with a bald head: Sickness, cancer patient, chemo-therapy...

Some white guys can pull it off, and still look cool though... Not racist; just stating what I've seen.
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I had a buddy at EDS who was my age, maybe a year or two younger- but he had the "Captain Picard" look.

I had been "bald" for about 2 years when I got promoted to manager. He was already a Manager- and as we sat in the office one day he said: "Hersh, how old were you when you started going bald?" I said, "I'm not bald- I have a head full of hair, I just like the 'bald-look' ". I went on to say; "I can grow an afro if I wanted to; but being in the Army I got used to being bald or near bald; so now I can't stand having hair on my head."

He said- "You lucky b@stard!"

 

bad image....BAD IMAGE....BAD IMAGE......

 

I am seriously thinking about smoothing out the ol scalp again....I like being bqald, but gets expensive...they dont give MACH 3 Razors away.

 

The "MACH 4" is comming out....gonna be called Fusion

 

Yeah, those Mach 3's are expensive; even at Wal-Mart. Expect to spend $7.00 for 3 of them. I have a 4-blade razor that I just slotted the last blade on- I bought that a year ago in California....