http://www.bestofaustin.com/mrpants/sex.html


one of my favorites

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.

^^ why cant they do that in america:-p

 

if you fart in the bathtub it makes bubbles

 

i like eggs

 

Dr. Kellogg also believed in daily enimas and no sex. He was married for 40 years or something like that. He adopted several kids. But he still died a virgin.

 

Only if there is water in the tub....

 

Dzervit doesn't have to have water.

 

Not true--cornflakes were a happy accident. Kellogg ran a sanitarium health spa type of place and was trying to improve the vegetarian diet of his patients.

 

I like how they don't just say "G-spot", but try to explain where it is...

 

G-spot....what's that?

 

oh, you mean yellow bubbles... well then you're sitting in a toilet, not a tub.

 

who cares.

 

Why didn't yall tell me this whole site was about Sex? Man, I would have read it over earlier.

 

I know inbred is right because I heard it before, BUT, I guarnatee you that I would not ********** with a hand full of corn flakes, so maybe that notion did briefly cross the good Doctors mind.

 

so D.... I guess I snuck this one past you....


I hijacked this into another "gas" thread.

 

so what do you do with the left hand while the right is busy?