Today after school, I found something that will **** anyone off that just cleaned their truck. Someone put a mud ball on my windshield that was about 7 inches in diameter. and the mud had rocks in it. The person that did it is a Dodge bitch. So, Im probably going to make his tires flat.

 

Yawn....

Try to be more creative than flatening tires, that's so 6th grade...

Yawn...

 

funny thing is I accidently slung mud on this girls 05 black mustang GT as I was leaving our parking lot. We are getting a new gym and they are building it where the parking lot was so we are having to park by the baseball feild in the grass and it has rained about 3 inches over the last 2 days so it was really muddy. I was tring to spin mud on my friend behind me in his chevy but I missed him.
sorry to highjack the thread but I had to tell my story. If you flatten the tires lets see some pics

 

Ok, I should of put it in detail what I was going to do. After I flatten the tires, I will go to change up the spark plugs. And I was thinking of putting mud in his gas tank. Is that better?

 

I heard if you put bologna on the paint it will eat off the paint. Buy a couple packs of bologna and put em on his truck and it willl look like a big rolling polka dot

 

Just take a dump on his hood.

 

Put a Honda Ridgeline Badge on his truck.

 

Spark plugs is a funny one. Little old school, has been done mutliple times across the country, not very creative or orginal. But for some reason still takes people forever to figure it out! So is still sorta funny! Mud in gas tank is not funny, you dont want to cost him anything to fix it, or tear it up beyond repair. Thats not a joke!

Think outside the mud young grasshopper.
Rules for good pranks.

1. Must aggrevate the target
2. Must not damage property
3. Orignaltiy scores more points!
   MOST IMPORTANT
4. Must be unexpected!!!! Originality helps take them by surprise!

Unspoken rule:
Retaliation of the same nature is lame. (Ie: Putting mud in exhaust pipes for putting mud on windshield. LAME)

Since he will be expecting you to retaliate he will be looking for you to do something. So you will have to be even more creative for it to be cool.

 

6 bolts and the bed is removed...........

 

ROTLMAO

That would be FUNNN-Y!

Don't forget to unplug the tail lights and the 3 screws for the filler neck! You and a friend could pick it up by hand and carry it off somewhere!
If you have time... If a 1/2 ton then 20 nuts + 4 cinder blocks + 5 mins with a 4 way. Then the wheels and tires could be in the bed too... "where ever you carry it to".

Since you were going to switch the spark plug wires then you know how to get under the hood. I wont go into that part then.
Go to your local slaughter house or butcher shop and get or buy scraps, ie guts, fat or other waste. Let sit in sun for a few days away from animals. Put spoiled meat in a plastic wal mart sack. Place sack with contents on manifold and shut hood. He will get about 1/2 mile down the road and the engine will melt the sack and start cooking. The melted sack will adhere the spoiled meat to the manifold temporarily til cooled enough he can touch it. Mean while the air intake vents will carry that rechid smell into the cab where it adheres to all fabrics while he drives. Spoiled fish guts work best for this!

I forgot to warn you if your revenge is very lame then he will not learn a lesson not to mess with you or your truck! So he will retaliate back yet again! If your revenge is distructive then it will likely **** him off instead of just aggrevate. Then your truck could be the traget of sugar gas or other destructive revenge later. Just want you to know the dangers of this game.
Also most people are pretty simnple by nature, what ever you do to him.. If he decides to get revenge then he will likely do something similar to your prank to your truck. So don't do anything your not prepared to handle having done to your truck!

 

Im glad the people around here know that when you mess with someones truck its reason to kick their ***.

If you do ANYTHING do not do anything destructive because your going to just start something much larger, I have a feeling even this is going to roll into a snowball here soon. A few weeks later your going to be telling us how your truck was keyed all to hell. So just be careful with what you do, thats all Im saying.

 

This should be funny, teach him a lesson and not damage his truck too much...

Go the the supermarket and buy the largest whole frozen fish you can find, alternately, catch a big fish and freeze it. Take a couple of wire coat hangers and attach the frozen fish tightly to the top of his muffler. It will thaw and soon begin to stink. He'll wonder where the hell the stink is coming from. I've done it, it's pretty funny.