My two favorites:

If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

You must have mirrors in your panties because I can see myself in them.

 

Best one yet. It works if your both drunk.

 

YA, booz usually helps the whole pick-up experience

 

You're black, and you're at a resturant and you see a Caucasian young lady, with afrocentric features; or you see any woman who's ethnicity is not easily recognizeable and you want to take her for a "spin"...

Dude: Excuse me baby... May I ask you a question?
Baberaham Lincoln: Sure.
Dude: I don't mean any disrespect- but, do you have any black in you?
Baberaham Lincoln: No...
Dude: Would you like some?

You don't have to be black; it's just funnier. You can supplant that wwith any race or ethnicity...
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Picked this one up from "Tripping the Rift"


Dude: Excuse me baby... If you don't mind my saying so- those are some very nice legs you have there...
Baberaham Lincoln: Why, thank you..
Dude: What time do they open?

 

I use that....but I am not black....works great.

 

[QUOTE=cia-agent]You're black, and you're at a resturant and you see a Caucasian young lady, with afrocentric features; or you see any woman who's ethnicity is not easily recognizeable and you want to take her for a "spin"...

Dude: Excuse me baby... May I ask you a question?
Baberaham Lincoln: Sure.
Dude: I don't mean any disrespect- but, do you have any black in you?
Baberaham Lincoln: No...
Dude: Would you like some?

You don't have to be black; it's just funnier. You can supplant that wwith any race or ethnicity...

Getting married (change in management) in 315 days. When I got to go out to the bars my best man would use that line (substitute Irish) quite a bit. Alot of slaps but by the end of the night he would get a yes. Laws of averages. 42 Women at a bar 1 eventually will say yes. The bastard has that tall skinny punk Brad Pitt going on and is still in college at 29. His quote why graduate? I get older and all the women stay 21.

 

Not really a pick-up line. It's more like a strategy. I pay the hottest babe in the place to talk me up to some of the other hot ladies. You know, have her tell them that she would really like to get with me or some other such thing. Women are cutthroat as hell. They start trying to pick me up.

 

Ya'll are doing it all wrong.

I just walk up to her and say "How ya dooing" then lick my eyebrows. Works every time.

Joe

 

Bastard... you stole my line

 

What about the Classic.......................Do u wanna have sex with me tonight???

Then move on..... :santa:

 

Carry a # 2 wood screw in your pocket. If you see a lady you like, walk up, hold out the screw and ask her: "You wanna screw?"

 

............. 2 A.M. at the bar...........


Just stand on a chair and bellow who wants to go home with me!



Gets an interisting response.


Fat girls and beer bottles.




Russell

 

Gonna have to write this one down for future use .......

 

let me take a crack at this,

"F$%K my opening line, Come away with me now so that i might F%#King F#$K you!"

or

me: Excuse me miss, i seemed to have misplaced my heart. I was hoping you had it?
girl: Ah, your cute. Whats your name?
me: Sir LancAtwat

or

"Hey, wanna make a reverse child birth film with me? I call baby!"

or

"My friends told me to tell you that I am your 'Towering Inferno of Penisy Pleasure'"

~Q
p.s. all lines confiscated from RAB episode 11.