Tonights Funny!!
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Tonights Funny!!
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really much rather
have an honest job.
The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year
The guy says, You're kidding me!
The social worker says, Yeah, well... you started it.
counter and says, Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really much rather
have an honest job.
The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year
The guy says, You're kidding me!
The social worker says, Yeah, well... you started it.
