Kobiashi is missing !!!

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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 05:47 PM
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It's about time....I hope a shark ate him....
 
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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 06:08 PM
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It's about time....I hope a shark ate him....
If the plane went down I bet he jumped out with a seat cushion under each arm for the extra floatation... A shark took one look at him and said. "MMMM, Finger food!" one gulp and he was gone!
He probably looked like a Kobi Sandwich!


On a serious note, this is horrible and I feel sorry for Kobi's family, friends, campaign members, and everyone who is affected by this tragedy!
I really liked Kobi he was a good friend and he even offered me a dream job once he was in office! But he was to strong willed and likely would not bow to my master plan. Let this be a warning to everyone who trys to stand in the way of my plan for complete and total world domination!
 
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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 06:14 PM
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I'm sure he is fine. If the plane went down in the North Atlantic, the seat cushion does serve as a flotation device.
Right now he is probably relaxing upon the cool, refreshing waters clinging to a pillow filled with beer farts.

At least I hope he is.
 
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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
If the plane went down I bet he jumped out with a seat cushion under each arm for the extra floatation... A shark took one look at him and said. "MMMM, Finger food!" one gulp and he was gone!
He probably looked like a Kobi Sandwich!


On a serious note, this is horrible and I feel sorry for Kobi's family, friends, campaign members, and everyone who is affected by this tragedy!
I really liked Kobi he was a good friend and he even offered me a dream job once he was in office! But he was to strong willed and likely would not bow to my master plan. Let this be a warning to everyone who trys to stand in the way of my plan for complete and total world domination!
 
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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80

I've already sent you 2 heads up!
I think I've been more than gracious with you!
There wont be a third!

Then
 

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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 07:55 PM
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D you made the side stories....on that CNN article....

Really giving up anger in memory of Kobi?

I'm impressed.
Yeah, I saw... like I said a very well crafted PR stunt. I'd give up the anger for a bit in honor of him, but don't know how long I could hold out.
 
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Old Aug 18, 2005 | 07:58 PM
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Wow do I sure miss alot of news! Man watch gas prices go up!!!
 
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 06:59 AM
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Press Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

From - Rachel Roberts
Assistant Director
Press / Public Relations
Committee to Elect Kobi™

Re: Time Magazine Cover Release

There is no news. The plane never arrived in Paris. The search continues.
We are in Paris now. It's about 1:00 in the afternoon. It doesn't look good.
Time Magazine has provided an advance of their special edition cover.
Set to run Friday.
Will keep all informed if further developments

RR

 
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 08:48 AM
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 01:20 PM
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This washed up on the shore near greenland...I'm not starting a conspiracy but Raoul has been strangely silent and his VP running mate is "missing"

 
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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Yeah right. If I had a fine cart like that do you really think I'd be running for President?

Man, I'd be cruising the strip, picking up chicks. I'll bet that baby would hold three.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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That's roughly the same area that the guys from the Andrea Gail were lost.

44N, 56.4W.

Well, if they don't find Kobi's jet; at least they may find those guys, and the Andrea Gail....
 
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