Maybe my Ask Kobi™® thread should give way to Ask Kim . . .

There's no way I could keep up with this guy . . . the dude is amazing!!!
(11 holes-in-one in his first round ever...that's good).

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.
According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.
"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."
Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.
On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.
"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.
North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.
Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.
The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying.

 

if you want to be known as kim.......

then your kim now

now everyone say hi! to our newest member kim

hi kim!!

male or female?

...zap!

 

Hello Zap!

I'm SYM. Lead a country, have my own plane. Many statues of me around the country. Good memory. Lots of money. Thinking of nuking U.S.

Here's my pic:



Interested?

Kim

 

naaaaaaaaaa sorry not my type


but i love the name





























...zap!

 

This is the real one

 

Do you have drive through service for your ask Kobi? My last therapist does but I get so tired of the questions, like "would you like that supersized" and they want payment at the next window.


Russell
2004 lightning

It's not the voices in your head, but what they say that counts.

 

What a bunch of commie propaganda. I bet Kim doesn't even know which end of a golf club to hold.

MR

 

he's ronery!!!

 

What is the meaning of "ronery" ????

 

That isnt commie propaganda...I saw him do it personally...hole 6 was tough it was 578 yards, doglegged hard to the left, and surrounded by a water trap. I've never seen a ball travel that far, make a turn, skip over the water and roll into the hole.

I'm sure it was legit but I swear I saw the NK ICBM testing team over in the corner with a remote control.

The other oddity was that every hole had no numbers just a pin with the following flag:



Pretty amazing.

 

Maybe not . . .

I just came across this in next month's Golf Digest:

 

it is lonely but with an "asian" accent

 

Huh...huh...uhuh You said "annals"

 

I'll bet a dollar to a cookie that the greenskeeper was instructed to cut the pins in such a way as to assure Kim Jong had every possible advantage on the greens. I bet that anything hitting anywhere close to the pin would roll in.