Its easier to answer all these questions while your sitting at the bar. So heres the deal, 1 olive laying on the bar top, 1 wine glass. Get the olive in the glass and stand the glass right side up with the olive in it. Cant slide olive off the table nor can you touch it with any part of your body or stab it with a toothpick to pick it up...I think that covers it all.

 

alright alright- i think i got it. so take the glass, set it over the olive... if you swirl the glass rim around the olive- get the olive spinning in the glass so that it eventually leaves the surface, then scoop the glass up! voila glass right side up, olive in the bottom of it.

 

You got it man...its pretty awesome when you practice a little , then do it at the bar. It amazes some people

Now, how do I finish three beers before my buddy gets his three shots down...hmmm

 

Drink your first beer and then place the empty glass over one of the full shot glasses. then leisurely drink the rest.

 

After placing the glass over the olive, slide a piece of paper under both and then turn them over.

 

 

Ive seen a few guys try that, but when your at the bar, the closest thing to a pice of paper is a napkin, and it never works.

Just swirl the glass and watch the olive climb the sides of the glass, when it reaches the bottom (remember the glass is upside down) flip the glass over quickly and the olive stays in.

 

Try this in a bar with a friend and his girlfriend......

You need to know them quite well, be a good sprinter or have a good lawyer.

I really have seen it work though.....

Say to your friend.....

"I bet you $5.00 I can make your girlfriends ***** wobble all over the place without touching them !"

He thinks about it and says ..."OK then"

Lay out the $5.00 then stand close to his girl with your palms outstretched towards said part of anatomy......about 3" away start to make circular motions as if massaging.
Of course nothing happens for about 30 seconds and he thinks he has his bet won......then reach forward and have a jolly good feel, while exclaiming....

"Damn...lost again!!!"

Your'e down $5.00 but you had a good grope.

 

I'm too hung over to think deep like this

 

This one has me crying! Freaking hilarious!!!!

 

ROTLMAO
That's hilarious


Reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy's joke about guessing age at the fair. By feeling girls boobies. He said he sat up a stool with little key chains and they would pay $1 to see if he could guess thier age.. He said that he would feel thier ***** Then make a guess 10 years lower than he thought for the ones over 30. They would take it as a compliment tell him he was wrong he wouldact depressed because he got it wrong, hand them a $.10 key chain.

Soooo,
He got paid $.90 to play with thier ***** and make them feel good about themselfs. Plus he go to play with thier *****.