taco hell

 

You Texans:....

Dumb Texas Laws

# When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

# A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

# It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

 

My bad...yup. Right next door. Nobody died or ended up in the hospital. I eat there so much, I am the "Norm" of Rudy's. I walk in and everyone knows me. I need to get out more.

 

Hop on over to On the Border for some cheese enciladas, cips and salsa. Or that other Mexican place on the loop. What is the name of it?

 

Here in Missouri:

You can not beat your wife with a stick bigger than your thumb. (hince the origins of the term "rule of thumb")

You can not have sex any where other than the bedroom.

You can not have sex any other way other than the traditional missionary style. (I want to be the one to enforce this. "No mam, I'm not a peeping Tom... I'm the local sex patrol officer!" LOL)

You can not urinate in your neighbors yard.



Crap I use to know a bunch of these for here... I can't think of them now!

 

From what I read the only thing served there is a knuckle sandwich.

 

which one?

We have:

Mercado's (loop 323)
El Mexicano (loop 323)
San Pedro's (Chandler) - great food
...and tons of "mom and pop" joints. I am just lazy.

 

Mercados is the one I was thinking of. Ate there a while back. Nothing special, but it was ok. One thing you need to find there. Earl Campbell has a sausage company around Tyler some place. He is the best known football player to come out of Tyler; he is known as The Tyler Rose. Someone around there has to be selling his sausage links in a bun. Man, those things are good! We have a little burger joint near Burleson that sells them. I have to have a couple every now and then.

 

Don't forget that soroity houses are out of the question because of your "brothel law".....

 

Enchiladas Rule !!

 

Pose how??

 

You guys suck, my turkey sandwich, grapes and yogurt are not getting the job done today.

 

lunch = nothing

like usual

way too busy to stop

besides i did'nt bring one and the roach coach is just that

whats for supper?

...zap!

 

Thong, and a skimpy t-shirt.....and THAT'S ALL you ******* are getting to see.

 

God I hope she's not fat!!!

I couldn't resist LOL