So I'm sitting at my Mom's house surfing the net during lunch (Her house is 5 mins from my work, mine is 20). I turned the TV on for noise while I messed on the computer. So the channel she had on is Lifetime. I let it run and now I'm hooked on this movie. It's got John Ritter as a psycho who kills his wifes. It also has that hottie blond from CSI. Anyway, like I said, I'm watching a movie on Lifetime. HELP!!! To make it worse, I have to go back to work and I'm going to record the last hour. I'm such a woman.

Speaking of Women, when does Dzervit get back?

 

I thought I read that he was gonna be gone for Vegas for a week....maybe he lost his *** at the tables and does not want to show his self here till he is done crying....or he woke up married to some stripper who turned out to be a tranny and he is now sitting in the Vegas jail for killing the tranny for "posting" in the "wrong forum"...


...oh yeah...LIFETIME = WOMAN!!!

 

 

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You need to switch to spike TV now....to counter act the effects of Lifetime.

I heard from Dzervit...he lost the Tan terror in a no limit Holdem game, and is whoring himself out to make the money back. He asked for receipes for Pork chops too so I'm a little worried about him.

We need to get a south west contingent together and go rescue him.

 

Your ok if your watching Lifetime just to see the women.

 

Spike!? more like some VIVID!

 

or he woke up married to some stripper who turned out to be a tranny and he is now sitting in the Vegas jail for killing the tranny for "posting" in the "wrong forum"...


oh man are you gonna get it when he gets back!!!

i would not want to be you or anyone here that says stuff like that to him....man....

big trouble looms........

even if he is married to some ***** that took all his $$$$ and left him for dead somewhere and is driving his truck with all his credit cards

spankings @11

...zap!

 

Well, I did lose everything but thankfully chicks in vegas dig tall fat guys and I was able to ***** myself back home in no time flat. Other than the burning feeling in the stall I feel pretty good.

Sooooo... watchin' lifetime huh Cowgir... er, boy. I watched it for about 10 seconds the other day when Yasmine Bleeth was in some movie... back when she was in her prime hottness period... but then I realized it was the lezbo scene I wanted and changed it. Seriously, hot chicks are all over the tube so use that remote. Or just google the actresses name and find the **** sites with her on them. Giddy up cowboy.

 

and thats all you have to type???

wowwwwww

getting soft in your old age eh?

welcome home

...zap!

 

Well put zap.

 

The sun effected my brain out there. Sorry. I should be good by February.

 

boy thats a long wait...maybe jamzwayne will step up the verbal assaults in the meantime

...zap!

 

Nah, takes too much energy for that sorta thing.

 

Yeah, after all the physical assaults, jamz is pretty worn out.