If I can get a chick with a body like that, I'd marry her.

 

Well, I guess I will take the left-overs and leave with the one on the left...

 

Nomatter how hot she is some guy some where is tired of putting up with her chit.

 

I did not say I would keep her...just leave with her...I have played wingman before...

 

why do the boobies taunt me so

~Q

 

Gee, I dont know because your in Florida?

 

you said it...all them girls with the bikini tops and the jumbling milk trucks bouncing all over the place.....wtf am i doing here talking to yall....laters.

~Q

 

I'm sorry, did you say something? FWIW I seem to be pinned under my desk, I better put in a trouble call in on this old chair..in about 15 minutes.

 

No, my aunt adopted me when I was 16. I wonder if they'd arrest her because I was face down in my GF's hootie cans at every opportunity. Oh to be a teenager again, Long live the hootie cans!

 

I was at the lake the other day and seen a girl in a bikini made of sea shells.

Did you know that if you pick her up...

Hold her to your ear...

You can hear her scream!



Sorry thats a Ron White joke I just had ot steal it for here! LOL

Here here..
I'll drink ot that!

LONG LIVE THE HOOTIE CANS!

 

Shouldn't CIA be in here by now with the Hootie-Can talk?

Might have to start calling him MIA

 

getting back to the orig post...
i coulda sworn i read that in the paper months ago
...zap!

 

It was just posted today on WRAL's web site

 

Dude, I think the one on the left is the best. So no need to play 'wingman' Ill help my fellow f150ers out and take that one fore the team (and enjoy it). The one in the middle seems like she feels inatiquite and his sticking her chest out trying to look bigger. The one on the right is smoking hot, but shes wearing those dang capri pants that I hate. And also the chick on the left looks more like any other girl Ive dated then the other two.

Either way, the term wingman is passe. Its now 'gernade jumper'. You gotta jump on the gernade (aka fat chick) to save your buddies. It might suck, but they'll remember you deeds over beer and a bbq in a few years.

31C

 

ahh, hoo haas. All is right with the world

Just thought the dancing banana was awfully fitting for such a thread.

My wife has the face of the one on the right the hoo haas of the one far left and kind of a mix between the one on the right and one in the middle for the rest of the body.