Dogs Fight to settle war on Terror
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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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Dogs Fight to settle war on Terror
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world! and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
The US kept its program quiet, and no one knew what the US was up to.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking kennel to transport his animal. He opened the cage, and inside was a 9 foot long Dachshund!! The stadium erupted in laughter.
After the Afghan dog came out, everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way his dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund --- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all. It was over- just that quick...
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." How could a Dachshund....
"That's nothing,", said Bush! . "We've had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world! and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
The US kept its program quiet, and no one knew what the US was up to.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking kennel to transport his animal. He opened the cage, and inside was a 9 foot long Dachshund!! The stadium erupted in laughter.
After the Afghan dog came out, everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way his dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund --- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all. It was over- just that quick...
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." How could a Dachshund....
"That's nothing,", said Bush! . "We've had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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Wow- no one thought that was funny?
I laughed my @$$ off when I first read that E-mail; during a conference call... (Thought I was on mute)
Good thing I didn't curse...
I laughed my @$$ off when I first read that E-mail; during a conference call... (Thought I was on mute)
Good thing I didn't curse...
