Auto Zone (good)
Auto Zone (good)
I went to the zone to get brake pads for the front of the F-150 and the assistant manager helped me out. Well this lazy bastard did not even want to move his huge azz anywhere. He gave me a set of brakes and i look at them and i said they appear to have been used and returned. he says they are new and thats all he has in stock mmm. I could see the paint missing and where someone tried to install them but took them back for whatever reason i don't want someones return. So i take them because he says he no more in stock and i put them on nearest auto parts store is nearly 25 miles away. Then i called them back after i install them just to see if this guys was bullshiotting me and HE WAS. So i call the corporate office and report the incident to them. Well the next hour i get a call from them and then the regional guy then the district guy who give me the store manager. Well they not only gave me new upgraded brake pad for free they also gave me my money back for the ones that i bought. So the squeeky wheel does get the greese.!!! go auto zone, try that at pepboys!!!!
Women goes into the butchers' shop to buy a chicken.
Butcher places the bird on the scale, 5 lb bird.
Woman says, "I'm having company over I need a larger bird."
Butcher looks in cooler, no more chickens.
He puts 5 lb bird back in cooler, fumbles around and pulls bird back out again.
Places on scale, applies pressure on scale with finger, now it's an 8 lb bird.
Woman is pleased and says, "Oh, yes that is much better".
Butcher wraps bird.
Woman says, "Wait, I think I'll take both of them".
Butcher places the bird on the scale, 5 lb bird.
Woman says, "I'm having company over I need a larger bird."
Butcher looks in cooler, no more chickens.
He puts 5 lb bird back in cooler, fumbles around and pulls bird back out again.
Places on scale, applies pressure on scale with finger, now it's an 8 lb bird.
Woman is pleased and says, "Oh, yes that is much better".
Butcher wraps bird.
Woman says, "Wait, I think I'll take both of them".
Originally Posted by Raoul
Women goes into the butchers' shop to buy a chicken.
Butcher places the bird on the scale, 5 lb bird.
Woman says, "I'm having company over I need a larger bird."
Butcher looks in cooler, no more chickens.
He puts 5 lb bird back in cooler, fumbles around and pulls bird back out again.
Places on scale, applies pressure on scale with finger, now it's an 8 lb bird.
Woman is pleased and says, "Oh, yes that is much better".
Butcher wraps bird.
Woman says, "Wait, I think I'll take both of them".
Butcher places the bird on the scale, 5 lb bird.
Woman says, "I'm having company over I need a larger bird."
Butcher looks in cooler, no more chickens.
He puts 5 lb bird back in cooler, fumbles around and pulls bird back out again.
Places on scale, applies pressure on scale with finger, now it's an 8 lb bird.
Woman is pleased and says, "Oh, yes that is much better".
Butcher wraps bird.
Woman says, "Wait, I think I'll take both of them".
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