Man wakes up with bullet in tongue

This guy had to have been very high on drugs or very, very drunk

"Coleman said he heard a gun go off, but then went home and went to sleep not realizing he had been shot."

 

Meh... not terribly surprising...(it is from Jax after all)

... the things I see at work lead me to believe the majority of people who live in the US are morons.

Examples:

"I got shot around lunchtime, and now its really bothering me. And now they done shot up my car."

"I... havent... been... able... to... breathe... for... a... couple... weeks...." (as I think to myself: well, its 4am, and I was sleeping, what spurred you to do something about it now)

"My ankle has killed for awhile, but now its just getting old"
Me: "What were you doing when it started?"
"Well, I was helping my friend throw out a couch, and as we were tossing it over the fence next door..."

I've see so much stupid crap at work on the ambulance, its mind-boggling. I think most people would be thoroughly surprised.

...anyways, back to my beer.