Parked my (just washed) truck at a store today.
Come out of the store and notice an old heap of a truck has decided to use my front bumper as an "I'm there" signal.
His frontend is making solid contact with more than just my license plate!

I walked back in to the store, found the guy and asked him to come outside.
He apologized for being "close" to my truck....whick made me bite my lip and say okay bud.


I am a little crazy about my new F150 but thought I showed restraint.

What do you think?

 

what kind of damage? if none i would have at least cut him a new ******* for being such a ****head...damage..you better run...and run fast...after i get your insurance info ...zap!

 

I usually just kick in a few panels and fenders and leave happy.

 

Take all the valve cores out of his tires and drive off.

 

The same happened to my dads old expy. We came out of the mall and in to the parking garage and there is a car pushed up against the rear bumper and receiver. My dad was pissed. Before we left he put it in reverse and pushed the car. the expy rolled up on the hood and then the car rolled back. OMG i was laughing so hard. I think the owner never put it in park and it rolled forward. well it rolled back in to the entrance road.

 

No damage.

 

Was the guy old?

 

D, I will agree with you on this one. I had only had my truck for 2 months last year when some A$$ opened his door onto mine and left a mark. To make a really long story short after kicking in two of his door panels and watching them pop back out(which made me even more mad) I took my key and......well you can figure the rest of it out. Had that SOB just left a note apologizing, I would never have acted that way, but he didn't and I did. Sure it was childish, but I felt alot better on the drive home.

 

He was about my age ....mid 40's.

When he said "sorry about being close" , that had me almost at the edge...
not admittin' that he was making contact.

It was beaten up work truck. (F150 to boot)
So a kick wouldn't have fazed him.

 

yeah mid-40's is pretty old... almost 50 you could say... I dont think he had all of his judgment. id let him go......... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k


ida made him bend down to look for scratches then smacked his farqing head off the bumper.

 

That happened to me once a few years ago. I didn’t bother to go looking for anyone but opted to take my key down the side of his/her car. I would imagine he/she got the message…

That's called tough love...

Sorry but I have no tolerance for flucknuts that don’t care about other peoples property, particularly MY vehicles…

 

So **YOU ARE THE ONE** that keyed me... That's it. I'm making a trip 'eastward'.

 

Cool, we can have a BBQ...

 

waiting for Jamezwayne...

 

That's what I was thinkin. Gotta Jamzwayne his face