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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 10:02 PM
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Tom Cruise squirt video

http://wm.gannett.speedera.net/wm.ga...19/cruise3.wmv

Hes good actor but damn he should buy some stilts short stuff
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 10:10 PM
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I thought he held back very well there. I probably would have hit the guy. Who knows what Jamzwayne would have done?
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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Who knows what Jamzwayne would have done?
He would have went JAMZWAYNE on his ****.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 10:48 PM
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Yea, he actually handled the situation quite well...
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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You guys better stop harassing Jamzwayne or he might go Jamzwayne on you.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:42 PM
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He took it better than I could have...
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:47 PM
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I thought it rather interesting that Tom acted as though the guy was priveliged to get an interview with him... I say **** 'im... Hollywood is way to "Holier-Than-Thou" for me these days... Celebrities think they are royalty or gods... they're just overpaid crybabies... Except Jennifer Lust Hewitt, of course...



If someone walked up to me on the street and squirted me with water, I'd probably just laugh and go on about my business... but not His Highness, Sir Cruise... Eh, get a remote control, some tighty whiteys, and sing your heart out to someone else!
 
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:53 PM
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Wait until September. David Spade is going to do a show on Comedy Central making fun of stuckup actors etc. It'll be like the Daily Show but it will look more like Entertainment Tonight.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8291934/
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 12:09 AM
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No if I was dressed up for an awards ceremony or any ceremony and somebody walked up and squirted me.... I'm not sure I could handle it as well as he did. I think he did a great job of restraining yet making him look and feel like the Jerk that he was. I'm not a celebrety but my time is precious to me. If I took the time to stop on my way some where to talk to someone and they did that... Yea I wouldn't be a happy camper. I can take a joke as well as the next person but timing is everything in a joke and a sucessful joke is one that everyone thinks is funny. That was poor taste and poor timing. Done on a beach it would have been funny, yet on a red carpet ignorant and imature.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Wait until September. David Spade is going to do a show on Comedy Central making fun of stuckup actors etc. It'll be like the Daily Show but it will look more like Entertainment Tonight.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8291934/
Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Cruise is a tool. I think it was funny. The only think that sucked was the jokster just stood there and took it from the tool. I woulda kept squirting the little loser.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 09:51 AM
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Cruise is a tool. I think it was funny. The only think that sucked was the jokster just stood there and took it from the tool. I woulda kept squirting the little loser.
Is it wrong to openly admit you agree with D in a public forum?

 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 09:54 AM
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Is it wrong to openly admit you agree with D in a public forum?

It can happen from time to time. It just means you have a little pent up rage in ya'.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by dzervit
Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Cruise is a tool. I think it was funny. The only think that sucked was the jokster just stood there and took it from the tool. I woulda kept squirting the little loser.

Originally Posted by closer9
Is it wrong to openly admit you agree with D in a public forum?


I hope not, cause I do too.
If you play a joke...you have to commit to the joke....and you have to FOLLOW THROUGH with the joke.

The guy that squirt Cruise was a PUSSBAG, I would have kept squirting him too. What, you dont have a sense of humor, for the love of PETE...IT was a JOKE. F%cking cry baby. Reminds me of l-menace
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 10:15 AM
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This is the first time I've seen the entire video. I only saw the last 10 seconds or so before this and I think he handled it pretty well considering everything.

The weasel boy with the squirt gun mic looked like he just had a spanking in front of God and everybody.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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eh.

I still agree with dzervit.

He made a big deal about some WATER. I can understand if it were paint or something. I mean he didnt throw a fit and go jamzwayne ( )...but still, common, it was a joke for Pete's sake.
 
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