Ummm...Raoul?
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4 held in goat-for-coke scheme
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Associated Press
Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.
James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith Sr., 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.
Albright allegedly dragged the goat from its pen and tied it to a shrub, where he and Smith Jr. beat it to death on Dec. 24 in Bullskin Township, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, police said. They then took the goat to Smith's residence, where his father and Fisch skinned it and cut it up, police said.
Police said Albright told them he intended to get money or drugs for the goat, but got neither.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05166/521991.stm
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Associated Press
Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.
James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith Sr., 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.
Albright allegedly dragged the goat from its pen and tied it to a shrub, where he and Smith Jr. beat it to death on Dec. 24 in Bullskin Township, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, police said. They then took the goat to Smith's residence, where his father and Fisch skinned it and cut it up, police said.
Police said Albright told them he intended to get money or drugs for the goat, but got neither.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05166/521991.stm
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Jordan...Let's get a rope! Them boys committed a hangin' offense.
Odin...That just ain't right man. Understandable but not right!!
Raoul...I hope you didn't read these 'cause, well, just 'cause I've
heard you have a thing for goats and wouldn't want to see your delicate sensibilities upset over the actions of a few inbred's. (no offense to the fellow that goes by 'inbred' on this forum)
Odin...That just ain't right man. Understandable but not right!!
Raoul...I hope you didn't read these 'cause, well, just 'cause I've
heard you have a thing for goats and wouldn't want to see your delicate sensibilities upset over the actions of a few inbred's. (no offense to the fellow that goes by 'inbred' on this forum)
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From: Susquehanna Valley, pa.
Originally Posted by PONY_DRIVER
And what kinds of drugs are you going to get for a goat? 
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
"I don't want AIDS, so I f@#k goats."
That's great logic right there.
In related news, villagers in the area have just discovered "fire" and "the wheel."
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Where do you guys find this stuff?
Is someone actually Googling 'Goat crimes'
My goats are hard working animals.
When I hook one to the plow early in the morn' and it labors all day I know we both given our all.
On Saturdays, when I hitch up a team of goats to the wagon and go to town for supplies, I know they will be pulling hard for the whole 800 yards.
Yes the wagon is large and heavy but, dang it, the traffic can just go around me.
Is someone actually Googling 'Goat crimes'
My goats are hard working animals.
When I hook one to the plow early in the morn' and it labors all day I know we both given our all.
On Saturdays, when I hitch up a team of goats to the wagon and go to town for supplies, I know they will be pulling hard for the whole 800 yards.
Yes the wagon is large and heavy but, dang it, the traffic can just go around me.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
On Saturdays, when I hitch up a team of goats to the wagon and go to town for supplies, I know they will be pulling hard for the whole 800 yards.
I'm picturing those old Chuck Wagon commercials in my head...the ones with the miniature horse-drawn wagon that terrorizes the dogs in the kitchen.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
Where do you guys find this stuff?
Is someone actually Googling 'Goat crimes'
Is someone actually Googling 'Goat crimes'
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