My poor truck (RAOUL!!!!!)
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My poor truck (RAOUL!!!!!)
Well after a year on the farm, here's what my beloved 97 F-150 looks like.
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The two lateral scratches are from my step dad dragging a mailbox down the side 2 years ago. It kinda matches the drivers sife where some A$$hole decided that my ride needed to be keyed.
The rest is from goat hooves.
I have enough ammo to kill every goat she had many times over, I just might do it too.
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The two lateral scratches are from my step dad dragging a mailbox down the side 2 years ago. It kinda matches the drivers sife where some A$$hole decided that my ride needed to be keyed.
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I have enough ammo to kill every goat she had many times over, I just might do it too.
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Originally Posted by Invalid_access
People are the problem on my truck. It seems like everytime I wash it I see a new key mark. Someone put me a nice racing stripe across my hood sometime while I was sick. ![rocker](https://www.f150online.com/forums/images/smilies/rocker.gif)
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I double park out in the middle BFE so that kind of ***** doesn't happen to my truck, right?
Well, here's what happens:
Some punk runs his mouth about the way I am parked, I kick his a$$, l-menace cries about it and calls ME the idiot (?), a thread get locked, and some huge meteor is like........"well, F*ck that".
WTF mate
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PONY_DRIVER has enough ammo to kill all my goats many times over because the goats on his farm are scratching up his truck which appears to me as desperate attempt on their part to (hello) get inside the truck which is where thay should be in the first place you know it I know it the goats obviously know it but PONY_DRIVER is not weighing those facts because he's too busy loading ammo into his goat killing hand cannon.
WTF mate
PONY_DRIVER has enough ammo to kill all my goats many times over because the goats on his farm are scratching up his truck which appears to me as desperate attempt on their part to (hello) get inside the truck which is where thay should be in the first place you know it I know it the goats obviously know it but PONY_DRIVER is not weighing those facts because he's too busy loading ammo into his goat killing hand cannon.
WTF mate
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Originally Posted by Raoul
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PONY_DRIVER has enough ammo to kill all my goats many times over because the goats on his farm are scratching up his truck which appears to me as desperate attempt on their part to (hello) get inside the truck which is where thay should be in the first place you know it I know it the goats obviously know it but PONY_DRIVER is not weighing those facts because he's too busy loading ammo into his goat killing hand cannon.
WTF mate
PONY_DRIVER has enough ammo to kill all my goats many times over because the goats on his farm are scratching up his truck which appears to me as desperate attempt on their part to (hello) get inside the truck which is where thay should be in the first place you know it I know it the goats obviously know it but PONY_DRIVER is not weighing those facts because he's too busy loading ammo into his goat killing hand cannon.
WTF mate
Yeah, but these goats are cute. The Llamas OTOH might get lead poisoining if they spit on me though.
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I wish I had a dog so I could put them in the back of the truck, slosh him around a bit and then go to the door and feign indignaty that he would go roll in something so vile as goat poo. Then I'd let him dry off outside and complain for the next two weeks every time I caught a wiff of essence de goat in the house. All the while I'd be reminded of growing up on a quasi farm.
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
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I double park out in the middle BFE so that kind of ***** doesn't happen to my truck, right?
Well, here's what happens:
Some punk runs his mouth about the way I am parked, I kick his a$$, l-menace cries about it and calls ME the idiot (?), a thread get locked, and some huge meteor is like........"well, F*ck that".
WTF mate
I double park out in the middle BFE so that kind of ***** doesn't happen to my truck, right?
Well, here's what happens:
Some punk runs his mouth about the way I am parked, I kick his a$$, l-menace cries about it and calls ME the idiot (?), a thread get locked, and some huge meteor is like........"well, F*ck that".
WTF mate
I have to confess, I sometimes screw with people who park their cars all stupid like. Now if you're way out in BFE of an empty space it's all good. But if you're driving a 1990 Ford Escort with metallic rainbow paint and stupid ricer stickers AND have never enough to park that heap in more that one spot...you's in for it.
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