How real men Barbecue...
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From: COLUMBUS GEORGIA
How real men Barbecue...
Barbecue - It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off", and upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off", and upon seeing her annoyed reaction concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Brilliant! Of course that attitude is part of the reason I'm single.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by BROTHERDAVE
i know it is a sacrifice but burn the steaks a few times , then you dont even have to cook.
and then all you have to do is light the fire ( i am always up for lighting a fire)
and then all you have to do is light the fire ( i am always up for lighting a fire)
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Hmmm, I should probably be offended at that Vader!! Instead I'll just roll my eyes and say, in my most sarcastic voice, "Men" 
Last edited by wild-mtn-rose; Jun 11, 2005 at 04:41 AM.
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of course depending on what type of grill you own gas/charcoal and how you light the fire you're wife may take on that job too. (all men know what i mean charcoal grill lighting instructions, dump charcoal add half container of lighter fluid step back drop match BIG fireball. wife yells out window what are you trying to do burn down the house.)
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Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
Hmmm, I should probably be offended at that Vader!! Instead I'll just roll my eyes and say, in my most sarcastic voice, "Men"
Gotta go wash her car now.
