There's a bear on your roof!
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From: GEORGIA
There's a bear on your roof!
An old man was out walking one day and noticed a bear on his neighbor's roof. He went to his neighbor's front door and told him about the bear.
"Ok," the neighbor said "hang on a minute.". The neighbor walked back inside and returned a few minutes later with his pit bull, a baseball bat and a gun.
The old man was a little surprised and asked, "What are you going to do with all of that?". The neighbor responded, "Well, I am going to climb up on the roof and hit the bear with this bat. When I do, the bear will fall onto the ground, and this pit bull will bite him in the nuts and the bear will run off.".
"Fair enough," the old man says "but what is the gun for?".
"Well, the gun is for you. If the bear somehow knocks ME off of the roof, you shoot that damn dog!"
"Ok," the neighbor said "hang on a minute.". The neighbor walked back inside and returned a few minutes later with his pit bull, a baseball bat and a gun.
The old man was a little surprised and asked, "What are you going to do with all of that?". The neighbor responded, "Well, I am going to climb up on the roof and hit the bear with this bat. When I do, the bear will fall onto the ground, and this pit bull will bite him in the nuts and the bear will run off.".
"Fair enough," the old man says "but what is the gun for?".
"Well, the gun is for you. If the bear somehow knocks ME off of the roof, you shoot that damn dog!"
