Don't choke, don't choke, doooon't choke! I can't blow this in front of a sold out crowd! Hurry up! Stupid turtle, my legs are getting tired!

 

Joe Dirt's meteor grew a head and some legs and he's trying to make it back to Silver Town to tell that pawn shop guy that he's not big ol' chunk of shiat. He really is a space meteor.

 

this moron is actually falling for my turtle costume, i thought the horns would be a dead give away!

~Q

 

Great Ones!!! Keep em' coming!!!

 

Universidad de Barcelona

Matador 101 - The first day of live training!

 

 

Yeah, back in my day, even turtles were mean boogers. And they weren't those little one you find in the middle of the road... nope...

 

Definitely some good ones here guys... keep em' coming!

 

believe it or not there are 2 turtles that big in the lake here...we had one trailing us in the boat one day as we were throwing the mushrooms off the pizza we did not ask for... that was cool and no ..i dont want to try to catch either one ...zap!

 

"The flagman gets ready as another giant male snapper stages during the Turtle Wax Nationals sand drags."

 

Krikey, she's a beaut! Wotch clousely as I throw this towell over 'er horns! If I can just get 'er on 'er back...

 

^^^^Lmao

This big boogah roight hea is a horny fe-male snapping tuttle. I'm goin' to try to catch er'. I don't want to make er' horny, so we'll just throw this big red blanket ovah er' head. Hea ya big hotty. Easy, Easy...These tuttles are from Australia whea I'm from. Look at how massive these tuttles ahh. Isn't she a beaut!?!? Oh no, I think I just made er' horny. No ya big Aussie! Get off of me! I didn't mean it like that!

 

The New Animal Planet mini-series. When turtles attack !

 

Mexico's 'Right To Work Law' assures that 87 year old matador not forced into retirement.

 

You have my vote closer & Peace. Croc-hunter at his best.