Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Ay, Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

 

Most excellent!

You left out:
Distruct of Columbia
The other states elected Bush so we elected Marion Barry.
(The former mayor was elected to city council last year with 96% of the vote)

http://www.skeptictank.org/barry.htm

 

Maryland is dead on

 

vader176, not quite. It should be If you can dream it, see it, smell it, eat it, drink it, or wear it, we can tax it and waste it.

 

I concede...in hindsight you are correct. The statement doesn't fully cover our tax code here in Maryland.

 

Texas is dead on!

 

Virginia motto doesn't make any cents to me because I'm not a government stiff. A state motto should at least make scents.

Not really complaining, just don't understand the in you window and wanted to put in my two sents.

 

The one for Kentucky is just plain wrong ....

 

Yes but think if they had used that one for West Virginia. It would have been 3 last names. jk

 

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
swim by, you might live in Indiana.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Indiana.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
year, you might live in Indiana.

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there,
you might live in Indiana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Indiana.

If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
live in Indiana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live
in Indiana.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you might live in Indiana.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Hoosier WHEN:
1. Vacation means going north or south on I 65 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including
weddings.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them.
9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road
construction, & It's Hot.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your blue spruce.
13. Down south means Kentucky to you.
14. A brat is something you eat.
15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly".
19. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them
to all your Indiana friends. (What's not to understand???)

 

The Tennessee motto should have been:

OUR FAMILY TREES LOOK LIKE CIRCLES

Go Vols!

 

These are hysterical!

 

+1 lol

 

Those are good..

 

Why is Tennessee the edyoocashun state? Shouldn't it be spelled "edyoocayshun"? See we're smarter than you yankees.