todays joke - pt 2
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todays joke - pt 2
A woman walks into the ice cream shop and says
I'd like a chocolate ice cream cone please...
the man behind the counter says, we are out of chocolate but you can choose from one of our other 45 flavors .. she says .. alright I'll have a
chocolate ice cream cone . again the man says,we are out of chocolate but you can choose from one of our other 45 flavors .. she says ..
alright I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone ..
he says .. say straw as in strawberry she says straw .
he says .. say van as in vanilla .. she says .. van
he says .. say frick as in chocolate .. she says .. there's no frick in
chocolate .. he says that's what I've been trying to tell ya
THERE'S NO FRICKIN' CHOCOLATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like a chocolate ice cream cone please...
the man behind the counter says, we are out of chocolate but you can choose from one of our other 45 flavors .. she says .. alright I'll have a
chocolate ice cream cone . again the man says,we are out of chocolate but you can choose from one of our other 45 flavors .. she says ..
alright I'll have a chocolate ice cream cone ..
he says .. say straw as in strawberry she says straw .
he says .. say van as in vanilla .. she says .. van
he says .. say frick as in chocolate .. she says .. there's no frick in
chocolate .. he says that's what I've been trying to tell ya
THERE'S NO FRICKIN' CHOCOLATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Hammer Lane
Great. A lame joke thread. Here's my contribution...
It's sort of a riddle actually.
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What's the difference between a **** and a bitch?
A **** will sleep with anyone.
A bitch will sleep with anyone but me!
It's sort of a riddle actually.
________________
What's the difference between a **** and a bitch?
A **** will sleep with anyone.
A bitch will sleep with anyone but me!