An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood.....big stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobby, who says, "Excuse me sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the Bobby..."Just follow me". He leads him to a back delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away SIR, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the Bobbys blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobby, "That was really decent of you... is that
what you call "British Hospitality?"

"No sir", replied the Bobby... "that is what we call the French Embassy

 

 

LOL

No one likes the french.

My fiance was recently in Paris (chaperoning high school kids on a trip) and hse said that the whole city reeks of urine (not to mention the usual about how rude they are), I'm not surprised, a loud bang or a few words in german should be enough to make a frenchman wet himself in terror.

 

Good one Adam!

 

 

 

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and the girlie girls who think hairy armpits are OK ???????

 

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

yeh my parents went to france they said it was the nastiest place they have ever been and to add to it they almost got mugged by arabs . and the week before they had destroyed all of the Mc donalds