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Old May 9, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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If all women must have a handfull of Hootie cans on each side then all men must be able to see their "member" without looking over their gutt. Ban the dunlop syndrome! Can I get an AMEN sistas!?!
Would that be when it's awake, asleep or both?

 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 12:30 PM
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Would that be when it's awake, asleep or both?

I knew that question would come up & the answer is asleep.

Another thought on the "handfull" aspect, who's hand would be the judge? Some people have smaller hands than others.
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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I knew that question would come up & the answer is asleep.
Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife did say though that when I die, she will probably have to cut it off and kill it seperately.

Does that make up for it?
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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Originally posted by rdy2rac with
I knew that question would come up & the answer is asleep.

Another thought on the "handfull" aspect, who's hand would be the judge? Some people have smaller hands than others.

I guess in all fairness to the ladies, the guys hand. You know, that old tip of the thumb to tip of the little finger measurement?
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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What about from the side- when looking in teh mirror? Does that count for standing?

When asleeep though, there are no gut overshots for me...


Well, there is a gut- but it's not in the way!


I can pass the "towel test".
 

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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by J-150
I guess in all fairness to the ladies, the guys hand. You know, that old tip of the thumb to tip of the little finger measurement?
I thought it was tip of the index finger to the wrist.

New Rules?
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by cia-agent
I thought it was tip of the index finger to the wrist.

New Rules?

maybe it is.

I'm a guy so if it needs measuring, I just break out the tape measure.

 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:52 PM
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LOL
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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Originally posted by J-150
I guess in all fairness to the ladies, the guys hand.
Duh, I figured it would be a guy's hand but, again, not all guys have the same sized hand. Wouldn't you be pissed if the "measuring guy" said she was a handful & you get her & she is only 2/3 a hand? Nah, you probably woun'd be mad since you were still getting your hands on her.

Cia: no side view doesn't count & "it" has to be asleep, no you being asleep.
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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So, anybody dated a girl with really small hands then?
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 02:25 PM
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I don't think I have seen a thread get so off subject but I love it.
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by TruBluSuperCrew
I don't think I have seen a thread get so off subject but I love it.

hang around a little longer.

it gets better
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by rdy2rac with
You know, most saggy ones will equate to a handfull if they are lifted into their original position.

If all women must have a handfull of Hootie cans on each side then all men must be able to see their "member" without looking over their gutt. Ban the dunlop syndrome! Can I get an AMEN sistas!?!

Hey I don't think you should talk about men in such a way. We aren't pieces of meat to be talked about in such a way. I mean please we are people too you know.




Lord see how ridiculous that sounds ladies.....actually ya'll feel free to talk away...kinda cool.

Ah the demented male mind.
 
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Old May 9, 2005 | 05:51 PM
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I don't have "Dunlap" syndrome. I have only gained 5lbs from my max wrestling weight in high school over a decade ago.
Since I do fit the Dunlap criteria, then I can be the "handfull gauge". Just line up ladies, one at a time please.









Don't worry guys.. I have German hands.
 
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Old May 10, 2005 | 12:07 AM
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I don't have "Dunlap" syndrome. I have only gained 5lbs from my max wrestling weight in high school over a decade ago.
But you can lose Muscle and gain fat and have a gut and still weigh the same.

Muscle weighs MUCH MORE than fat.
 
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