I *******ed Paula Abdul (Dateline)

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Old May 5, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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I *******ed Paula Abdul (Dateline)

Did you guys see this BS last night.

This yahoo, Corey Clark claims to have laid the pipe on Paula Abdul, and how she coached him, helped him pick songs, lured him to her house, was his friend, then ended up sexing him, then dumping him; now he's all heart-broken & s**t.

I'm like: "So? Who gives a crap?" Everybody gets s**tted on by a girl, or guy at some point in life. That was just his turn.. Be happy you nailed a celebrity, and go on about your business. You think I'd be upset if Janet Jackson would lace me down a time or three, then told me to roll out?

Somebody give that boy a cookie, and a pair of nutz.

I mean, he wasn't complaining when it was happening, if he thought it was so wrong- why not refuse the help, or more importantly- refuse the @$$. Why not go to teh producers after he got kicked off the show as a ploy to remain on the show..

Now, on the dawn of his new album/book, etc. he feels he has to clear his conscious... This joker kept the voice mails, and had them plyed back on TV.. That's a b**ch move right there. I betcha he probably keyed Paula's car too...

Gimme a break.

Now, there's all over my TV: "Scandal within American Idol".. Now, you KNOW if most of America didn't care who the President of the United States was boning, you really think America is gonna lose sleep over Paula letting some scruffy 22-year old help her get her groove back?

I don't know who needs their @$$ kicked more- Corey Clark- for kissing & telling, then making a song about it. Or, NBC for airing it- a thinly veiled attempt to disrupt the biggest show on TV.

In the end:
1.) Corey got kicked off American Idol- he didn't win. (Because he was arrested for beating his sister (Told you he was a punk) and didn't disclose that... (Woman beater)
2.) He couldn't sing that great- so he wouldn't have beated Clay or Ruben
3.) Nobody got hurt.
4.) The panel members they interviewd, had little chance of winnig, because AMERICA decided which 12 went to the finals- not the judges...

Bottom line- you can get all the help you want- in fashion tips, song selection, etc- but, you have to execute.

If it had been me- sure, I'd brag about tapping Paula, but- I wouldn't be on DATELINE discussing it.

Now, I know the definition of the word- B!tchmade
 

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Old May 5, 2005 | 07:38 PM
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i'd be at the hospital for tests ...zap!
 
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Old May 5, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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Network TV blows (big chunks).
 
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Old May 5, 2005 | 08:10 PM
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Yeah, a sad day that NBC would try to knock off the AI juggernuaght. I can't believe they made the choice to run with that story... so lame.
 
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Old May 5, 2005 | 08:20 PM
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Mmmmm...Paula....

 
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Old May 5, 2005 | 09:02 PM
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Re: I *******ed Paula Abdul (Dateline)

Originally posted by cia-agent
Did you guys see this BS last night . . .


I'm like: "So? Who gives a crap?"

Evidently you gave enough of a crap to watch it and then write 13 paragraphs about it.
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 01:39 AM
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You mis-understand Kobi...

I could care less about who 's tagging Paula..

I'm just saying I thought it was a punk move on that guys part, and NBC's part to "air" such a story..

The fact that anyone would scrape the barrell to harm another person to promote themselves is simply insane.
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 07:34 AM
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I'de tag her, then kick her skanky **** out of my house !
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:26 AM
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I think hes upset about getting kicked off the show for being a little punk and beating his sister, so he ratted on Puala.

Great news.

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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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He's just pissed cause he didn't do a good enough of a job to make her come back for more
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:31 PM
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I *******ed Paula Abdul..

YOU TOO?????????
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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Yeah- when you're 22, and you can't reduce a 38 year-old into 120 pounds of quivvering amazement- that's ready to buy you anything...

Clearly, you did something wrong!


He shouldn't have left without at LEAST an E55, and a new wardrobe!!!
 
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Old May 6, 2005 | 07:43 PM
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Old May 7, 2005 | 03:40 AM
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It was on ABC......and people give a **** because it's supposed to be an even playing field. When you're boning one of the judges and she's buying you clothes and telling you what songs to sing, it makes it unfair for the other contestants.
 
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Old May 7, 2005 | 06:46 AM
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Originally posted by cia-agent
shouldn't have left without at LEAST an E55, and a new wardrobe!!!
How do you think I got my red Lariat and these Nikes?

MR
 
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