Bill, you know poor ol' Jamz ain't never gonna live that down...

...at least not while I'm around.

 

Quintin:

Yup, those of us that post things in haste thinking it is a great idea often live to regret that very posting.

Over the last six years or so, I have been guilty of just that silly offence several times. Hopefully, not this time.

I just want my venerable member recognized.



Bill

 

Sorry for the delay, Bill.

Wife is at a business dinner at Capital Grill, so my Son and Mother-in-Law went out to Logan's together for dinner. A couple of Roadhouse Tea's and I lose track of time...and my car keys.

I hope you are happy with the new title.

I am off to St. Louis for the NASCAR Truck Race in the morning, so you will have to live with it until at least Sunday evening when I return.

 

HA! Ask and you shall receive.. that's good stuff...

 

See what happens when the boss man has a few drinks? God only knows what's next!

 

Herr Ubermiester Steve:

Thank you so much and I will wear this rank with pride.

Thanks for ignoring my reference to Viagra. It is not working so well now anyway.

I contacted my Doc about an organ transplant but it seems Medicare/Medicaid considers this cosmetic surgery so it ain't gonna happen.

Thanks to all for a fun ride on this thread, I have enjoyed the heck out of it.

Bill Murray
A really old Member

 

Really old? Pfft.

Well aged. Like cheese or wine.

 

youssssguyssssss are too much ...zap!

 

Thanks, Quintin:

As my tastes in wine run to Ripple and in cheese to Velveeta, I would prefer to be compared to Johnny Walker Silver or Gold or whatever other really good Scotch.

On a more sober note...Ha Ha Ha, I am on my third Scotch and water and about to crash, I can say you are only as old as you feel. Ouch, sorry I typed that. fFom a physical point of view, a few problems, more to the point is how you feel mentally. I still love fast cars and trucks and have a fleeting interest in fast women but from a great distance. My wife told me when we married almost 45 years ago that I could look but not touch.

I am now following that instruction to the letter.

Now, about that photochop thing I keep asking for.

:santa:

Bill

 

Bill,
Congratulations on the "promotion".
You and your really old member deserve the recognition.

About that sig, sorry sir, no can do. I'll bet someone will be jumping in soon to do one for you.

 

Somebody at least photochop him some hair, jeez.

And let it be a lesson to you other Lightning owners...
...Don't drive with your windows down.

 

Damn, I got here late, a few days away and look what they've done to Bill. Sorry Bill, I would have come to your defense. Of course, in light of your own Viagra comment, it could have been worse. I guess if I was you I'd settle for a really old Member as a title.
Ha, cosmetic surgery.... like you would be going around town showing that thing off!!!! "Ain't it purdy, look how proud it stands there, happiest it's been in thirty years, who ever's missing this one lost out on a "wiener"!"

Quintin, Thanks for keeping the Jamzwayne myth growing.

Raoul, that was a dirty trick to PS all of Bill's hair away and then try to blame it on someone else.

 

I got here late too.

Bill Murray
Really Old "Member"

I love it....congrats Bill.

 

Hope you like it. Feel free to e-mail me with any tweaks or changes.

 

D

Silly question.

What are the dimensions of your sigs?

450 X 150 ?