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A 6-year-old & a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the six-year-old, "I think it's about time we start cussin'." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say 'hell' & you say '***'." "OK!" the 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up & runs upstairs crying his eyes out- with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The Mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay there til I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old & asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios."
"You know what?" says the six-year-old, "I think it's about time we start cussin'." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say 'hell' & you say '***'." "OK!" the 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up & runs upstairs crying his eyes out- with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The Mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay there til I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old & asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios."
