The ****

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The ****," where a small ****
is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to pull/ tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.


Of course, the woman wanted "The ****." Over the course of the next few
years, the woman tightened the ****, and the effects were wonderful. She
remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman
returned to the surgeon with a couple problems: "All! these years, everything
has been working just fine. I've had to turn the **** many times and I've
always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:


First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the **** just won't get
rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee......."

 

I heard this one about a year ago, but it's still funny to read!

 

im such a lazy bastard i didnt feel like reading it, but it was worth it. gotta laugh outta me.

 

eww.