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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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I have a dumb-*** that that lives in my neighborhood. 24 year old, ecco-*******, animal rights, anti guns, anti military, hates GWB, etc... His wife is one of the "All-Naturals" (translation: she *****ing stinks, you can smell her 15 feet away), you know, doesn't shave her legs, use make up, use deodorant, vegan, etc... Going to animal rights rallies is their idea of a good time. They are a match made in heaven. This woman berated me for wearing leather boots... I was in uniform... They were my issued USAF boots... These people are a constant source of amusement for me.

I am their anti-thesis. I am in the military, voted for GWB, shoot guns for fun, member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals), etc..

His wife drives the Honda Element & he just picked up the Ridgeline. I made a comment some posts ago about the Nissan Titan having a face only a Prison B$tch could love... Well I just found it's b$tch. This thing is just about the dumbest looking "TRUCK" (yeah, right) on the market. However... Since it's a Honda, they probably won't be able to make enough of them to keep up with demand. I must say though, it is bigger than it looks. I also gotta say I like the trunk in the bed. Honda can only get away with it because they don't use a real axle. Nissan's in the side of the bed is a much more pratical solution.

This same retard says he can't wait until electric cars are more common and readily available. I told him that electric cars are nothing more than a marketing scams targeted to dumb *****ing liberals that will believe anything that a Bill Clinton supporter tells them. He was shocked and asked what I mean. I told him that in order to produce electricity in the NJ are, you must burn oil/coal or use nuclear. He said that it can't be true (it is, duh...), Honda wouldn't mislead its customers (exactly what he said).

Electricty doesn't just miracle itself into my house or someone's electrical car so I asked him:

1. Would you rather have a vehicle that can be serviced with its fuel ANYWHERE and know exactly what you're paying??? ($1.75 - $2.25/gal in our area)

OR...

2. Have a vehicle that you can only service at your own house and then roll the dice on how much it costs to do so ($600/month electric bill perhaps???)

It never fails to amaze me the utter lack of common knowledge in people these days. This guy HONESTLY believed that there was absolutely NO DRAWBACKS to owning an electric car!!! He honestly thought that it was FREE to service the batteries!!! It also never fails to amaze me just how dumb liberals can be. Or, not so much as how dumb they are, but how easily the Clinton crowd can make somebody believe something that is laughably not true, IE... Get to service an electric car for free. Not all of them, I'm sure there are a few intelligent ones out there.

What the ***** are they teaching in schools these days?!?! Aparently, nothing...

KC-10 FE out...
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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*I'm sitting back drinking a beer until Burt pipes in*
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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Can I have those 2 minutes of my life back please?

I've met many uneducated, misinformed just plain stupid conservatives, as I've met loony liberals. Liberals hardly have the market cornered.

The Ridgeline, while certainly ugly will suit a large number of people who do not need all the features and towing power of a "real" American truck. Besides, the competition and innovation will only lead to better products that will benefit our trucks in the future.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 03:28 PM
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haha well said KC-10 FE lol i agree 100% i respect any man who is in the military more then someone who dry humps tree's
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 03:46 PM
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ask him what he thinkos og Hydrogen powered cars.... let him talk about how great they are and the next thing in automotive industry...

then politely tell him that they pollute more than 5 times the average GAS powered car.

I'd buy a diesel and put a chip in it and sit there and let it idle for hours (stinky) then do a holeshot infront of their house and leave TONS of black smoke.

Somethign like this

http://motorcityoutlaws.com/userfile...vt/F350Run.wmv
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 05:12 PM
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& he just picked up the Ridgeline
That thing's even uglier than the Titan. I'll bet it won't break 20 mpg on the hgwy either. What kind of ecowuss is that

(translation: she *****ing stinks, you can smell her 15 feet away),
Don't see (smell) too many of those down here in VA
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by Justis01


Don't see (smell) too many of those down here in VA
lack of italian women or something.....
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 07:12 PM
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Originally posted by Justis01
That thing's even uglier than the Titan. I'll bet it won't break 20 mpg on the hgwy either. What kind of ecowuss is that



Don't see (smell) too many of those down here in VA
True, but my receptionist is pretty effed up ideological lib. She wouldn't agree with common sense if you hit her with a cluexfour. It's all about 'feelings'.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by kamikaze2b
Can I have those 2 minutes of my life back please?

I've met many uneducated, misinformed just plain stupid conservatives, as I've met loony liberals. Liberals hardly have the market cornered.

The Ridgeline, while certainly ugly will suit a large number of people who do not need all the features and towing power of a "real" American truck. Besides, the competition and innovation will only lead to better products that will benefit our trucks in the future.

AMEN!
 
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 07:43 PM
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You might also ask your neighbor the following questions;

1) How do you dispose of the batteries ( either when replacing, or disposing of the whole car)? What type of chemicals will you be dumping?

2) Does he understand that it takes about 2 megawatts to produce a Hydrogen Cell that will supply 1 megawatt?

3) 1 small volcanic eruption (Mt. St. Helens) puts more ozone damaging substances in the atmosphere then 20 years of driving 5 million Ford Excursions 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

4) Why is his home hooked up to his local REA for power? He should put his money where his mouth is.

5) Does he know how many parts per million are really in a million parts? (Be prepared for a stupid look on his face.)

6) How long did his wife live in Iraq before the war?
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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I ask your vegan neighbors if they have even bee vaccinated... Anyway, let them enjoy the Rdigeline, as least it's not the ugliesty thing in their driveway, the Element has it beat. If they were real eco nuts they would be driving a Prius. Maybe you could hose her down so she does not stink as bad, tell her to stand in a kiddie pool and then she can reuse the water too. I used to love messing with the self proclaimed eco nuts I worked with while they were throwing away obscene amounts of disposable plastic lab products b/c cleaning the glass ones took too long.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:52 AM
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At 24 years old, they have not left he "university" mentality. just remember that a liberal is a conserative that has been mugged by the educational system. As for the Ridgeline, I compare it to the Chevy Avalanche. Just plain UGLY!

If they were my neighbors:

1) I would grill red meat every night and invite them over for some tofu and steak.

2) Leave unopened bars of soap on their door step

3) Fly an American flag from my house.

4) Offer to drive them to their rallies in your truck (If you can get the stench out after they leave)

Good luck


 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 01:01 PM
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You live in NJ, what do you expect?



Originally posted by Faster150
lack of italian women or something.....
Hey, I resent that.

Either that or I'm just used to the typical Jersey girl, hair spray and perfume.
 
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