In The Hospital
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In The Hospital
A male patient is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. he is still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask
"Are my ********* black?
Embarrassed the young nurse replies,
" I dont know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Finally, she pulls back the cover, raises the gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says,
"theres nothing wrong with them !"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask ans says very slowly,
"that was very nice but listen very , very closely------
ARE....MY.....TEST......RESULTS......BACK?"
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask
"Are my ********* black?
Embarrassed the young nurse replies,
" I dont know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask,
"Nurse, are my ********* black?"
Finally, she pulls back the cover, raises the gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says,
"theres nothing wrong with them !"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask ans says very slowly,
"that was very nice but listen very , very closely------
ARE....MY.....TEST......RESULTS......BACK?"
