The 3 word game
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From: the moral high ground
A story with 31 authors pretty damn good too.
There's this guy, I cannot lie, with a large two car garage, that he keeps all to himself except for when the wife said "Honey I want it cleaned out so I can...". "Do it yourself!". Then, he said, "can you say, I'm Rick James, shut your mouth and come here. Or else you'll rue the day, be sorry later and forever be called goat boy, subjected to Dzervit's dry humping disorder and xmas lights, trailer park style". Goin downhill fast, the wheelbarrowing webmaster, fixin to close the door to this thread immeadiately. I hope we keep it going long enough to scratch my head and think about humpin some hot sprinkled doughnut holes without protection. I want to be a french man 'cuz I like cute french booger with very large hootie can cans and hairy pits and Mrs Pits said to Brad, tell me the story about your itty bitty teenie-weenie it's not teenie yellow poka-dot bikini that she wore to my house down by the hollywood & Vine sign In the state of mass confusion where the men jumped off of their horses and . . . meanwhile, back in Neverland Ranch there where it's weird the little boys don't tell lies like Michael Moore does in between meals Before AA meetings after touching himself as he does because nobody else can stomach the smelly septic sludge Finally, after awhile five old leprechauns took a whiff of Raoul's jars of special goat magical mystery oil DONT OPEN IT!! But he did. somebody call hazmat evaquate the area God help us.. 'cause Raoul won't he just laughs alter his diet. Very weak minded, as they are, lost and confused, reeking of booze, Burt stumbles from the bar stool over to Raoul goatherder by trade fart saver atnight and says, "Raoul, you da man but dayum those jars of funk smell like skunk under the wheels goes the kitty Cat goes SPLAT speedbump now installed Burma shave! Ker-thump, ker-thump, ker-thump thats not needed shame on you In the meantime SEE SPEAK HEAR it could not Yoda would say in his way facilitating problem resolution Who's your daddy? asked the mommy whats for supper? pea porridge hot down her pants up her shirt bare skin exposed frostbite sets in turns black falls off after stubbing on post little *****’s gone and not forgotten but not useful and never available how very sad and the twins? bruised, contused, discolored raouls older goats eat what's left HA HA HA don't look down use your imagination I'm afraid to accentuate the positive The magnifying glass is half full of noxious gas dead on arrival at the morgue Raise the dead and tax them up the *** signed, John Kerry Yours Truely, 2008 you won George here's a lollipop your the best sucker we got we love you bury bury much and we hope years fly by until the day Brother Jeb announces your gointa pay toilet, $.25 please.
