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"Assistant Chief Tubby Miller adjusts his digital camera, while trying to uncover what's phone-y about rookie patrolman Ring Lowder's explaination of his unfortunate accident. Something just doesn't "ring a bell" in his story, somehow the "wires" don't all connect......." Tubby's too smart for that, no way he's just gonna phone this one in, he's giving it a full investigation!

 

The addition of these new mobile phones will improve service and shorten response times.......provided we can keep enough quarters in the ashtray!

 

"Reach out and TOUCH someone"

 

Not so super now, are you, Mr. Kent?

 

As you can see, this picture CLEARLY shows why drinking on the job will NOT by tolerated!

 

Dude, you'll never guess where I'm calling you from...

 

It jumped right in front of me. I swear! There needs to be a telephone crossing sign at that intersection. A guy could get hurt!

 

Thank you for using AT&T

 

installation was a breeze.

 

"Dude, these new phones are going to be a smash"

 

boss im telling ya, there something wrong with this car, i hear a ringing under hard acceleration

 

Wonder if the Chief will like the new cowl induction hood I just put on unit 134

 

Get the phone, its for you.

 

"Now Barney, I told you before. You come to a complete stop before you try to load your bullet."