farm boys
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farm boys
found this on my bow forum. thought it was good for a chuckle.
-matt
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet." said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. No milk or nothing!
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"
-matt
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet." said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. No milk or nothing!
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"
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Originally posted by J-150
so if I read this correctly my wife thinks I kicked a cat?
so if I read this correctly my wife thinks I kicked a cat?
I guess you can't have everything...
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Originally posted by fatman66
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hreadid=190626
I guess you can't have everything...
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hreadid=190626
I guess you can't have everything...
maybe thats the fine print on my Saturday morning?
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ROFLMAO, that's great!! 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by J-150
[B]so if I read this correctly my wife thinks I kicked a cat?
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That's just mean........
[B]so if I read this correctly my wife thinks I kicked a cat?
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That's just mean........