I think this is kinda old, but thought you married folk might get a chuckle if you haven't seen it...






WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--

HUSBAND" "****"

 

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HE HE HE



I like that.

 

Obviously written by a man who has experienced conversations with women, there is never a right answer!

 

Sure there is...it's just never a short one nor can it be a straight answer either... Only reason I like to hear politicians speak occasionly so that I can learn new methods to speak to my wife with out getting into trouble! Ride tthe fence, double talk and you wil be fine...LOL

 

hey!!! im left handed to! hahah

 

 

that was good