A telemarketer calls a house and a little boy answers the phone:



Little boy (whispering)"Hello"

Telemarketer "Hello, is your mother home?"

Little boy (whispering)"Yes"

Telemarketer "Can I speak to her?"

Little boy (whispering)"No, she’s busy."

Telemarketer "Is your father home?"

Little boy (whispering)"Yes"

Telemarketer "Can I speak to him?"

Little boy (whispering)"No, he’s busy too"

Telemarketer "Do you have an older brother?"

Little boy (whispering)"Yes"

Telemarketer "Can I speak to him?"

Little boy (whispering)"No, he’s busy too"

Telemarketer "Do you have an older sister?"

Little boy (whispering)"Yes"

Telemarketer "Can I speak to her?"

Little boy (whispering)"No, she’s busy too"

Telemarketer "OK, what are they all doing?"

Little boy (still whispering)"They're looking for me!!"

 

lol, nice. The last time a telemarketer called my house, they didn't get 4 complete words out of their mouth before i hung up the phone.

 

my girlfriend (originally from Reedsburgh but now from Marshville) really liked it! I thin kshe's still laughing.

 

I am so glad Missouri has the no sollicitation list law.. I put my name on the top of the list as soon as it was passed! But when I did get them or if I do get an occasional one now. Then they become my own personal counsler... LOL They are not allowed to hang up untill you hang up or say good bye. So they get to hear how bad my day has been and any other headaches, aggrevations I can think of.... LOL Then when I'm done I thank them, say good bye and hang up.

 

I like having fun with them too, but had to sign up for the DNC list after I got a call from ATT asking if I wanted to make them my long distance carrier.







They called my cell phone...

 

Just put a dab of peanut butter in the mic part and give it to the dog it drives them telemarketers crazy!!!!!

 

I used to hang up, too. Now I do my 'Special Ed' imitation 'til they hang up. Yay!

 

lol thats cute

 

Funny joke

Thats a great idea, I love it!!

 

we have the "no call" law here in mass...we signed up last year and it really works..i used to get a full answering machine of "no" messages before that almost every day..zap!

 

Same here....good job.