For me- I've seen nasty before- but, the most disgustign thing I ever saw was:

This involves my roommate in the Army at Fort Hood. (The same one I told you about in another post)

We'd been off post to pick up some lunch, and when we came back, another buddy of mine stopped me to chit chat while he went on to the room (We got 90-minute lunches in the Army).

About 5 minutes later, I walk into the room and he's in the restroom. So, my other boys and I started watching TV. The toilet flushes (Ala Al Bundy) and seconds later (Not enoughtime to have washed his hands) he strolls out eating what was left of a foot-long meatball sub, from Subway.

To that day, and since that day I have never seen anyone eat while they're taking a s**t. Not until I just saw "Bad Santa".

 

The NASTIEST thing was the first diaper from my newborn daughters, I think they pronounce it mycosin. It's their little systems flushing out, takes a few times, I guess. Anyway, looked like road tar, vomit, and I have no idea where the corn lookin' things came from, the smell could gag a maggot. The nurses didn't have the foresite to mention this little treasure from the gods, either because they forgot, or they love seeing the faces on new parents. It's a toss up between that and watching a buddy of mine passed out, lying on his back, throwup and cover his whole face.

 

my toilet this morning.... the remnants of Taco Bell from lunch yesterday.

'nuff said.

 

Chevy Avalanche

 

We have a Winner

 

I just saw one today, and Chevy isn't using the plastic quarter panels any more. They aren't nearly as fugly as they used to be (although I still wouldn't own one).

I can't answer the original question since it might get me banned from the site. But it involved a naked oriental girl, a bathtub and an enema.

 

Well, this is NASTY AND SICK! Just about a year ago, it was on new years eve, of course most of us are in there teens and early 20's so we threw a big party at a hotel! Well, this one guy who was really not a happy guy to begin with in his life was drinking very heavy (he is was 21 at the time) he doesn't drink to often at all, but that night he went at it!

He works as a carpenter, and in his truck has every tool for the job, we weren't watching him and he is very drunk by now, it's about 2 in the morning and were all wasted, this this guy goes to his truck and pulls out his claw hammer, brings it back inside and he sits down at a small table just by himself holding a claw hammer in his hand. Were all looking at him like wtf is he doing? A freind of mine got up to take the hammer away from him, but by the time he made it to the table, the guy put his hand on the table, took the claw hammer and chooped off 2 of his fingers on his right hand using the claw of the hammer!!!!! OMG that was sick! we called the police and EMS shows up and taks him away!

People are nuts when they drink!!!! Why the hell would u chop ur fingers off?

 

The plastic cladding is now optional ,you can get the old ugly `lanch or the naked one that also does not have the skirted wheel wells which I think are worse than the plastic crap.

 

I only saw the aftermath, I woked at a physical rehab facility back in the day.

Guy worked at a printing company. Got his hand caught between two rollers. Sucked his hand in, then his forearm...he yanked it out and left most of his skin, a lot of muscle tissue and 3 fingers between the rollers in the machinery.

At least he still had a thumb so he could use what was left of his hand...

 

Tuffs truck after he got through runnin thru fences and ditches and what not!

 

I worked at a fairley small electricla box factory few years ago..While I was there a guy got his hand smashed in a faulty brake. Teh machine stopped almost "but not quit dead center down with his hand in it...they called the paramedics while maintanace was trying to cycle the machine back off. The paramedics advised not to remove him untill they got there he could lose to much blood..So we had to sit and watch helplessly for 15 long minutes as he begged for us with tears running down his cheeks to get him out of the machine...

 

Monthly blood.

 

My daughter was sick one time and threw up on the yard. A while later a dog came by and kicked it up!

 

I worked part-time as a firefighter just after high school.
I responded to a Traffic accident that involved a little car (think escort) and a motorhome. my job was to spray down the road and flush the blood to the shoulder. Also, there was grey matter on a fence post.

I still have nightmares about that!!!!

 

My dog was sick one time and threw up in the yard. A while later, a little girl came by and licked it up.





Okay, J/K